Archie McPhee & Co.: New Products

Oh No... Zombies! Board Game

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:27:10 +0000

It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for t..

Price: $21.95

Fruitcake Mints

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:19:00 +0000

Keep your breath fruitcake fresh with these festive mints! Turns out, the much maligned baked good actually tastes decent in mint form. Each 2-1/4" round tin contains one hundred mints.

COMING SOON! This item is estimated to arrive in early December.

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Price: $2.50

Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:12:17 +0000

Bathing with this pungent soap will ensure that you are constantly in the company of cats. Perfect for crazy cat ladies and other feline enthusiasts! Each pink bar comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin.

COMING SOON! This item is estimated to arrive in early December. Price: $5.95

Allergy Attack Tissues

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:03:08 +0000

Your friends will love the pouch design, your nose will love the soft, absorbent tissues. Each 4-3/4" x 3-1/4" vinyl pouch contains twelve tissues.

COMING SOON! This item is estimated to arrive in early December.

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Your friends will love the pouch design, your nose will love the soft, absorbent tissues. Each 4-3/4" x 3-1/4" vinyl pouch contains twelve tissues.

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Got snot? You need Mr. Snot Tissues. They're perfect for everything snot related and fit comfortably around most noses. Each 4-3/4" x 3-1/4" vinyl pouch contains twelve tissues.

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Price: $1.50

Robot Monkey Tissues

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:41:55 +0000

These tissues are indispensable for both humans and mechanical primates. Great for everything from blowing your nose and wiping your brow to polishing your robot monkey. Each 4-3/4" x 3-1/4" vinyl pouch contains twelve tissues.

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Price: $1.50

Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:26:37 +0000

Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. This 4-1/4" tall x 6-1/4" long, polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the alter the hard way.

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Price: $17.95

Fire Picks

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:18:21 +0000

These spicy toothpicks are hot enough to get your attention, but not so hot that they sear off your taste buds. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x -1/2" tin contains eighty toothpicks.

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Ranch Toothpicks

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:12:23 +0000

Ranch dressing makes everything taste better — even slender pieces of wood! Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin contains eighty toothpicks.

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