Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappr..

Price: $11.95

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin. ..

Price: $5.95

This 12" x 12" x 4" Gravy Fountain Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. Imagine the confusion when your gift re..

Price: $5.95

What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t..

Price: $5.95

Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentist’s chair. Each package c..

Price: $5.95

Turn a boring nightly routine into a party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss! Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a flossaholic! Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.

Price: $4.95

Remember the old days? We didn’t have iPhones or BlackBerries. Heck, we didn’t even have the internet. We had digital watches and man were they awesome. No more figuring out the time by deciphering the hour and minute hands. No more looking at a calendar to figure out the date. But ..

Price: $14.95

Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Price: $4.95

It's festive, it's traditional and it's inedible - just like the real thing. Each vinyl fruitcake comes deflated with a 9-1/2" x 5-1/2" envelope and a decorative sticker, making it easy to send one to all of your friends and family! When inflated, this icon of old-fashioned baked goods is 8-1/2..

Price: $6.95

Nothing lifts the spirits like a good yodel, but most of us don’t have the skill to yodel on cue. That’s where the Emergency Yodel Button comes in. Keep this 4" x 3" x 5/8" plastic device with you at all times and when the need arises, press the button to hear the sweet mellifluous ..

Price: $12.50