Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2"  tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Bacon Squeezins featuring Mr. Bacon enjoying a refreshing drink of the delicious liquid fat! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2"  tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Bacon Squeezins featuring Mr. Bacon enjoying a refreshing drink of the delicious liquid fat! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Mr.-Tap-Water-Bottle.html

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Pure Tap Water featuring Mr. Tap, a happy, tap dancing water drop mascot! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.

Price: $11.95

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2"tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises carbonated Pickle Brine and features a dancing pickle mascot! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.

Price: $11.95

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Banana Juice that has been fresh squeezed by robot monkeys! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.

Price: $11.95

A wiser fellow than us once said, "Time is just a way to measure the space between meals." This fancy wall clock emphasizes that point with a starburst of shimmering kitchen utensils fanned out around a sleek clock face. As the minutes pass by you can imagine yourself using the utensils to eat ..

Price: $26.95

Chew some of these Absinthe Gumballs as you read the plays of Oscar Wilde, recite the poetry of Charles Baudelaire or admire the paintings of Vincent van Gogh. All were notorious imbibers of absinthe and most certainly would have loved these delicious anise flavored gumballs if they were availa..

Price: $3.50

These Eggnog Gumballs celebrate the festive holiday beverage that, when properly spiked, helps many people cope with their families during the holidays. Pop a few in your mouth and you'll feel jollier with every chew! Non-alcoholic. Sorry. 

Price: $3.50

Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap™! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new ..

Price: $11.95

Everyone knows that the best ideas are conceived on restaurant napkins. So, it follows that if you sketch out all of your ideas on napkins they should all be great, right? Each 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" Napkin Sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down brilliant theori..

Price: $5.95

Regular use of this delicious anise flavored floss will keep your teeth clean and might give you the opportunity to use these great lines: "No officer I haven't had anything to drink. I've just been flossing." Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.

Price: $4.95