It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for t..

Price: $21.95

This officially licensed V for Vendetta Mask is made in the likeness of Guy Fawkes, "The last man to enter parliament with honest intentions." Of course, that intention was to blow it up. It has also recently been used by the group Anonymous on the internet to hide the identity of its members. ..

Price: $7.95

Severely nearsighted girl who loves Star Trek and geocaching seeks novelty glasses that come in a vibrant shade of pink. Must be willing to spend long hours reading textbooks on Kindle and watching Japanese anime. Each pair of Geek Girl Glasses has thick plastic lenses and sturdy plastic frames..

Price: $3.50

Most people have heard that it takes a silver bullet to stop a werewolf, but very few people know that a tin of these Silver Bullet Mints can be just as effective if used properly. Just load a couple of these bullet-shaped mints in your mouth, take aim and fire your fresh, minty breath at the a..

Price: $2.50

You have to admit, this universal symbol of human mortality is a lot more palatable in pink. Each 6" tall, hollow plastic skull is completely covered with a pretty shade of velvety pink flocking. Hinged jaw allows you to pose it with an open or closed mouth. Isn't it adorable?

Price: $16.95

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappr..

Price: $11.95

This hand-painted oil painting features the last scene the painter saw before being ripped apart and eaten by zombies. It may be a sad story, but that's what you get when you hang around the Space Needle during a full moon. Each work of art is painted on canvas and set in an 11" x 13" gold colo..

Price: $38.95

Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're un..

Price: $2.50

What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t..

Price: $5.95

The Council of Monsters was formed in 1897 (by a werewolf, a vampire and a half-man half-slug) to combat monster discrimination and fight for monster civil rights. Since t..

Price: $11.95