Archie McPhee & Co.: New Products - Weird Things

Fruitcake Mints

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:19:00 +0000

Keep your breath fruitcake fresh with these festive mints! Turns out, the much maligned baked good actually tastes decent in mint form. Each 2-1/4" round tin contains one hundred mints.

COMING SOON! This item is estimated to arrive in early December.

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Price: $2.50

Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:12:17 +0000

Bathing with this pungent soap will ensure that you are constantly in the company of cats. Perfect for crazy cat ladies and other feline enthusiasts! Each pink bar comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin.

COMING SOON! This item is estimated to arrive in early December. Price: $5.95

Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:26:37 +0000

Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. This 4-1/4" tall x 6-1/4" long, polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the alter the hard way.

COMING SOON! This it..
Price: $17.95

Undercap

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:04:26 +0000

Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap™! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new ..
Price: $11.95

Absinthe Floss

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:50:20 +0000

Regular use of this delicious anise flavored floss will keep your teeth clean and might give you the opportunity to use these great lines: "No officer I haven't had anything to drink. I've just been flossing." Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.
Price: $4.95

Eggnog Soap

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:42:56 +0000

The MAN tried to keep eggnog down. He tried to pigeonhole it as a "holiday beverage." But eggnog could not be contained! It has cast aside those artificial limitations and emerged as an aromatic cleaning agent for both hands and body. Keep a bar in your bathroom year-round for those times when ..
Price: $5.95

Salad Floss

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:26:30 +0000

Use this refreshing cucumber flavored Salad Floss after every meal to avoid embarrassing social situations involving hunks of food, your teeth and someone you want to impress. Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.
Price: $4.95

J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:19:35 +0000

This bag features J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius. Each 11" x 13" x 4" bag is made of thick faux canvas and has an adjustable nylon strap.

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Price: $11.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:19:55 +0000

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not b..
Price: $2.95

Wasabi Lip Balm

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:07:29 +0000

This unconventional lip balm features the unique flavor of wasabi without the tear-inducing shock to your sinuses. Great for sushi lovers and fans of really weird lip balm. Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.
Price: $2.95