Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap™! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new ..

Price: $11.95

These 3-D Glasses let you watch 3-D movies and read 3-D comics without looking like a total idiot. As a matter of fact, they are so stylish you might even consider wearing them all the time just in case something you encounter is meant to be viewed in 3-D. For anaglyph 3-D only. Two pair in eac..

Price: $2.50

This officially licensed V for Vendetta Mask is made in the likeness of Guy Fawkes, "The last man to enter parliament with honest intentions." Of course, that intention was to blow it up. It has also recently been used by the group Anonymous on the internet to hide the identity of its members. ..

Price: $7.95

Severely nearsighted girl who loves Star Trek and geocaching seeks novelty glasses that come in a vibrant shade of pink. Must be willing to spend long hours reading textbooks on Kindle and watching Japanese anime. Each pair of Geek Girl Glasses has thick plastic lenses and sturdy plastic frames..

Price: $3.50

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappr..

Price: $11.95

Be careful when you wear this Latex Deer Mask. It's so realistic that you just might stop in your tracks as soon as you see headlights! The ears have tufts of faux-fur to add to the realism. Probably not a good idea to wear this during hunting season. Fits most adult heads.

Price: $19.95

For some reason people find the idea of a giant bunny creepy! Not us. To us there is nothing more innocent than a white Easter bunny standing quietly in the background while you go about your daily business. This Latex Rabbit Mask has fishing line whiskers and tufts of faux-fur in the ears. Fit..

Price: $19.95

Penguins are popular! Whether you love them because of a Gary Larson cartoon or you're just into Linux, this Latex Penguin Mask will allow you to let your inner-Antarctica shine through. Fits most adult heads.

Price: $19.95

Everyone loves a mustache, but why do boys get to have all the fun? This set of seven stylish mustaches is made specifically to accentuate feminine features. Styles such as "The Grandma" and "The Frida" let you pick the fashionable facial hair to accessorize your look. Each furry lip ornament h..

Price: $5.95

Wearing these oversized glasses instantly transforms you into a caricature of a snooty librarian or a stern school teacher. Each 9-1/2" wide pair of plastic glasses is great for those days when you want to look cartoonishly retro. Fits most adult heads. 

Wearing these oversized glasses instantly transforms you into a caricature of a snooty librarian or a stern school teacher. Each 9-1/2" wide pair of plastic glasses is great for those days when you want to look cartoonishly retro. Fits most adult heads.