Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2"  tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Bacon Squeezins featuring Mr. Bacon enjoying a refreshing drink of the delicious liquid fat! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2"  tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Bacon Squeezins featuring Mr. Bacon enjoying a refreshing drink of the delicious liquid fat! Holds 20 oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Lip-Balm.html

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not b..

Price: $2.95

This luscious lip balm will keep your lips plump and moist just like a hot dog inside that delicious fried corn bread batter! Great for friends who love frankfurters. Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Price: $2.95

Craving a corndog? Get immediate gratification with these surprisingly delicious Corndog Mints. For a truly authentic experience put a few in your mouth and then add a squirt of mustard. Scrumptious! Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin contains one hundred mints.

Price: $2.50

This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pa..

Price: $19.95

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16" long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a sunny day a..

Price: $11.95

If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt with metal buckle fits waist sizes 30" to 40" which should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly. Isn’t it time you celebrat..

Price: $24.95

Mr. Bacon is proud to announce the new Wallingford location of our Seattle store. This t-shirt presents him in all his bacony goodness as he proclaims Archie McPhee "An Attraction Without a Parallel!" Screen printed on a 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend shirt.
Price: $11.95

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin. ..

Price: $5.95

This 9" x 13" x 3" Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. Of course, they may also be disappointed w..

Price: $5.95