It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for t..

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Most people have heard that it takes a silver bullet to stop a werewolf, but very few people know that a tin of these Silver Bullet Mints can be just as effective if used properly. Just load a couple of these bullet-shaped mints in your mouth, take aim and fire your fresh, minty breath at the a..

Price: $2.50

You have to admit, this universal symbol of human mortality is a lot more palatable in pink. Each 6" tall, hollow plastic skull is completely covered with a pretty shade of velvety pink flocking. Hinged jaw allows you to pose it with an open or closed mouth. Isn't it adorable?

Price: $16.95

This hand-painted oil painting features the last scene the painter saw before being ripped apart and eaten by zombies. It may be a sad story, but that's what you get when you hang around the Space Needle during a full moon. Each work of art is painted on canvas and set in an 11" x 13" gold colo..

Price: $38.95

We've been enamored with Bibo since the first time we laid eyes on him. How can you resist his big smile, giant ears and strangely revealing hair suit? For those that are not privy to this "god monster," the back of the header card includes an excerpt from the strange and fascinating story of B..

Price: $4.95

This 18" tall, heavy polystone statue looks just like bigfoot only… little. Perfect for the garden, next to the fireplace in the living room or just lording over your garden gnomes. Some call him sasquatch, others the missing link, we just know it's the best tiny, hairy man-creature stat..

Price: $37.95

This hand-painted oil painting features the bizarre and mysterious cult icon known as Bibo. Who's Bibo? Well, to paraphrase and oversimplify, "he’s a god monster with intelligence who knows very well what people want to do." Fans of Archie McPhee already know the details, everyone else sh..

Price: $38.95

Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're un..

Price: $2.50

You may notice the homage these key toppers pay to our own Deluxe Finger Monsters. You get 6 key covers, each with the finger monster's trademark wiggly arms. The best part though, is knowing that no thief would dare touch your keys for fear of the wrath of these goofy, childlike monsters!..

Price: $8.95

The Council of Monsters was formed in 1897 (by a werewolf, a vampire and a half-man half-slug) to combat monster discrimination and fight for monster civil rights. Since t..

Price: $11.95