The rubber chicken is the pinnacle of humor, and of course Archie has the best. You wouldn't drive a VW Bug in the Indianapolis 500, and you shouldn't attempt a practical joke with anything less than a 100% Archie McPhee Deluxe Rubber Chicken. These are a full 20 inches long, and are made of hand-painted quality rubber that feels like plucked chicken skin.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.