If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt with metal buckle fits waist sizes 30" to 40" which should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly. Isn’t it time you celebrated your girth with a belt that’s deserving of its place around your midsection? The perfect gift for the fashionable meat lover.

  Reviewed in "Funny or Not Funny #4"