This cartoon explores the beginnings of Edgar Allan Poe and source of his many fears.

Nothing lifts the spirits like a good yodel, but most of us don’t have the skill to yodel on cue. That’s where the Emergency Yodel Button comes in.

Just press the button on the knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel.

After all that sarcasm, maybe a few kind words are in order. Our Affirmation Ball will comfort the insecure and encourage the egotistical.

Oops! You did it again. But before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse ball - it may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble.