Why let a little thing like death get in the way of a good practical joke. The Squirting Trick Tombstone looks like every other memorial monument, in fact it will even be engraved to your specifications. However, this is no ordinary grave marker! Each one is outfitted with a self-maintaining, complex micro-valve system that runs off of solar cells located on the top edge. Water is removed from the surrounding earth and stored inside. Then, whenever a mourning relative is detected by the motion sensors, a thin stream of water shoots out of the angel's mouth. That'll wash away the tears!! Mechanism is guaranteed for 100 years of hilarity!