Saint Joseph, father of Jesus and Husband to Mary, is one of the most important Saints in the Catholic Church. So important, in fact, that he has been declared to be the patron saint and protector of the Catholic Church itself. However, many people believe that Saint Joseph is also the patron saint of real estate. Realtors, homeowners and millionaire businessmen have all used the process outlined below because they believe it will sell their home or property. Of course, we can't promise it will work, but many people think it does. If you want to use Saint Joseph to sell your home, follow these simple steps.
How to Use Saint Joseph to Sell Your House:
1. Buy a Saint Joseph Statue from Archie McPhee.
2. Bury the statue upside down near or directly under the "For Sale" sign in the yard.
3. Recite this simple prayer:
Most holy St. Joseph, I beseech thee to intercede on my behalf to help me find a worthy buyer for my home, preferably one who will pay full price and waive inspection. Amen
4. Once the property has sold, dig up the figure unless you want the property to change hands again quickly. Once St. Joseph gets going, it's hard to get him to stop.
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