New Products From Archie McPhee

Pickle Lip Balm

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:43:35 -0800

In the olden days they didn't have lip balm. When their lips got chapped they'd cut off the top of a dill pickle and rub it around on their lips. Sure, it stung a bit, but that's just the way it was back then. Fortunately, in these modern times, we can soothe our lips with a coating of this dill flavored Pickle Lip Balm.

Pickle Picks

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:43:32 -0800

These dill flavored toothpicks are great for keeping your teeth free of debris, but they’re even better for snagging a gherkin from an appetizer tray!

Pickle Soap

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:43:29 -0800

A long soak in the tub with this Pickle Soap will have you feeling as fresh as a dill pickle!

Dill Pickle Mints

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:43:27 -0800

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years. Try some of these delicious dill flavored mints and you might get popular too.

Nacho Lip Balm

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:43:07 -0800

Next time your lips start to feel as dry as tortilla chips, treat them to a generous coating of this Nacho Cheese Lip Balm.

Talking Friend Watch

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:54:42 -0800

Most watches are cold, unfeeling devices that do little more than remind you of how late you are. Not Friend Watch though. Friend Watch cares about you. Any time of the night or day, if you're feeling lonely, all you have to do is press the "Speak" button and Friend Watch will tell you the time. You don't get that kind of commitment from most humans, let alone watches!

Emergency Toilet Seat Covers

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:55:53 -0800

With careful planning you might be able to avoid public restrooms for awhile. However, one day nature is going to call and you will have no choice but to swing open a stall door and confront the situation. When that happens, you better be sure to have a tin of these Emergency Toilet Seat Covers with you or things could get really interesting.

Cthulhu Water Bottle

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:00:06 -0800

If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you’re a fan of H.P. Lovecraft's works of "horror fiction." For those unfamiliar with this horrific cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest. Each stainless steel bottle advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir and features our interpretation of what the ghastly beast might look like.

Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:00:56 -0800

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy!

Lawn Flamingo

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:24 -0800

After years of intensive research and testing we've created what is quite possibly the finest lawn flamingo in history!

Instant Beach Ball

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:46 -0800

Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball!

Cat-In-A-Can

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:49 -0800

Stock your cupboard with these Cat-in-a-cans so you'll have ample inflatable felines to get you through the winter.

Sardine Tin Puzzle

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:52 -0800

This tin has the look and feel of an actual tin of real sardines. However, instead of finding a bunch of tiny fish crammed inside the tin, you'll find a puzzle of a bunch of tiny fish crammed inside a tin.

Sunrise in Meatopia Puzzle

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:54 -0800

This surreal jigsaw puzzle is either a carnivore’s dream or a vegetarian's nightmare. The gorgeous pastoral scene features a hot dog cabin, a bacon waterfall and a sausage canoe peacefully bobbing in a gravy lake.

Bacon Tuxedo Puzzle

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:58 -0800

Ham? Too casual. Meatloaf? Too retro. Make no mistake about it, bacon is the best meat for formalwear! This bizarre jigsaw puzzle features a dashing young man in a bacon tuxedo posing with his date for a prom picture. She must have been so proud.

Archie McPhee Store Puzzle

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:00 -0800

This challenging jigsaw puzzle features the jam-packed interior of the world-renowned novelty emporium, Archie McPhee.

Zombie Statue

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:02 -0800

This 17" tall, heavy polystone sculpture perfectly captures the menacing posture of a zombie on the hunt for brains. Take one to the office to use as a mascot for you and your fellow corporate zombies.

Cat Buddha Statue

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:05 -0800

This 5" tall, heavy polystone statue depicts a feline in a tranquil state of meditation. Is it seeking spiritual enlightenment or contemplating different ways to ruin your furniture?

Dog Buddha Statue

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:08 -0800

This 5" tall, heavy polystone statue depicts a canine in a tranquil state of meditation. Is it seeking spiritual enlightenment or visualizing an entire world made of treats?

Manly Mustache Mirror Clings

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:10 -0800

You know what would make your face look a lot better? A big ol' manly mustache! Stick one of these non-permanent cling stickers to your mirror, then stand back and admire the awesome spectacle of manliness beneath your nose.

Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:12 -0800

This set of cling stickers allows you to see how you might look if you are ever unfortunate enough to be infected by a zombie bite. Just stick some of these non-permanent cling stickers to your mirror, then stand back and gaze in horror at the hideous zombie staring back at you.

Crazy Monster Mirror Clings

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:14 -0800

These crazy cling stickers allow you to see how you might look if you were some kind of mutant alien creature. Just stick some of these non-permanent cling stickers to your mirror, then stand back and behold the bizarre monster staring back at you.

Oh No... Zombies! Board Game

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:06:16 -0800

This board game lets you experience the nightmare of a zombie attack in the comfort of your own home.