What's New at McPhee.com! http://www.mcphee.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en-us Fri, 09 May 2008 08:36:34 -0700 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:39 -0700 FeedForAll Mac v1.6 (1.6.0.5) <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM9999.jpg"><div>Get two FREE Devil Duckies® with any purchase from Archie McPhee! Nothing is sweeter or more innocent than a rubber duckie, right? Wrong. These Devil Duckies® are a couple of sinful squeakers. You'll think you're soaking in the hot magma pools of Hades when they leer at you in your evening bath.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M9999.html Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:39 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11823.jpg"><div>Put some hip into your hip pocket with this whimsical Toast Wallet! Keep your bread in bread!</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11823.html Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:28:07 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11827.jpg"><div>The Stickman warning on the front of this wallet reminds you to "Beware Pickpocket."</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11827.html Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:28:07 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11830.jpg"><div>These placemats look like they’re made of hot and sizzling strips of fried bacon, which can be extremely frustrating since you can't eat them.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11830.html Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:26:25 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11839.jpg"><div>Each gothicly styled, round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins. </div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11839.html Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:33 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11833.jpg"><div>Nihilists don’t believe in flavor! Each sleek, black tin contains sixty completely flavorless mints.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11833.html Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:24:54 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6313.jpg"><div>Some movies just get better with age and Nightmare Before Christmas has finally taken its place as a true classic. These pencils featuring Jack Skellington twirly toppers are the perfect utensils to write Gothic love stories or sketch ghoulies.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6313.html Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:34:13 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6306.jpg"><div>The year was 1973. Nixon was president, the Carpenters were at their peak, Dad was wearing baby-blue leisure suits and Mom just might have used these cards to whip up dinner.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6306.html Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:29:25 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6324.jpg"><div>We all bow to the mystery that is Monkey On Pot. Sure, it's a 1-1/2" tall piece of bisque ceramics produced in Japan and then hand painted in a fairly sloppy manner, that much is simple fact. But the allure, the beauty and the magic of this tiny monkey perched on a pot is what makes it so special.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6324.html Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:29:25 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6309.jpg"><div>Before he was King of the Monsters he was the baddest reptile at Monster Island Elementary. Relive the early days of Godzilla and the gang with this ten-piece set of figures from the mid-'90s featuring the baby- faced likes of Zilla, Rodan and more!</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6309.html Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:36:15 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6311.jpg"><div>Howdy Doody was an iconic figure in the childhood of Baby Boomers. This is an original “Howdy Doody” Puzzle Keychain from the 1950s. We have incredibly limited stock on this highly collectible memorabilia. Buy them now before they're gone for good!</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6311.html Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:36:18 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6308.jpg"><div>If you need a watch dog for your keys, look no further. These collectible Bulldog Doghouse Keychains are a relic of the 1950s.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6308.html Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:33:47 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6314.jpg"><div>You may think that the Coneheads hit their peak of popularity in the ‘70s, but in truth, the mountain of merchandising didn’t begin until their 1993 movie. One example is this 11" Coneheads Mask made of plastic with a band in back to hold it in place.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6314.html Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:02:35 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6310.jpg"><div>Need something to go with your plaid knickers? Try the Swing Doctor. Each 8" wide contraption attaches to the brim of your cap and assists you with your golf swing.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6310.html Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:01:33 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6307.jpg"><div>This hard strip of plastic was sold on TV as a way to stop snoring. In our opinion it wouldn’t stop you from snoring, it would just put undue strain on your nostrils and you’d end up looking like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6307.html Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:00:20 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/tnsquirrelpants.jpg"><div>Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants.</div> http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/squirrelpants.html Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:22 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/tngreenball.jpg"><div>Who says you can't respect the environment and have fun at the same time? This 100% Organic Green Toy Ball for kids will help you reduce your carbon footprint and sustainably delight children of all ages. While your kids play with the ball it slowly, over a period of about 10 minutes, disintegrates into all-natural, mother earth friendly, free-trade soil.</div> http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/greenball.html Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:22 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/tntoastmattress.jpg"><div>Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS the bed! Sleeping on this giant 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee.</div> http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/toastmattress.html Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:22 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/tnpropbeanie.jpg"><div>The dream of flight is within your reach and it has never been easier. The Levitating Propeller Beanie can lift up to 150 pounds 6" off the ground! All you have to do is securely fasten the beanie under your chin, strap on the 20 horsepower gasoline engine, then pull the chord to start it up! </div> http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/propbeanie.html Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:22 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/tnunidog.jpg"><div>This is not a costume. This is a kit to completely transform your beloved pug or beagle from a cute canine to the ultimate unicorn. It includes screw-in horn, hoof attachments, medical grade glue, peroxide, mane fur, a tail and a handful of glitter! </div> http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april08/unidog.html Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:22 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6301.jpg"><div>Need to spruce up a lackluster jacket? These Metal Russian Buttons are just the thing. Each 3/4" diameter button has a soviet star with the hammer and sickle in the center. Fashion plus politics equals fun!</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6301.html Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:05:35 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6300.jpg"><div>The year was 1992, and you eagerly opened your Happy Meal box to find that there was no prize inside. That traumatic event broke your spirit and left you with emotional scars that still haven't healed, so what's left for you to do? Now you can purchase these two collectible Barbie Happy Meal Prizes as replacements. Before you know it, you'll be happy again.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6300.html Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:05:39 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6303.jpg"><div>In the mid-1990s these PVC figures of Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan from Star Trek were short packed and produced in small quantities by backwards thinking manufacturers blind to Goldberg's universal appeal.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6303.html Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:32 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6299.jpg"><div>This collectible set of PVC figures from 1994 are sure to warm the heart of anyone who knows what you're talking about when you mention Odo and Quark. As the Ferengi say, "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit."</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6299.html Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:32 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6305.jpg"><div>This mid-1990s Star Trek toy display will gussy up any room with a huge dollop of nerdy class.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6305.html Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:37 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11816.jpg"><div>Tired of being pestered by magic fairies? Take action with the Fairy Swatter!</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11816.html Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:28:51 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11820.jpg"><div>Next time you loot and pillage your buddy’s refrigerator, leave one of these magnets behind to celebrate your conquest.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11820.html Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:28:41 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11841.jpg"><div>Down on your luck? Cheer yourself up with this Happy Duck.</div> http://www.mcphee.com/items/11841.html Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:28:33 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6172.jpg" />It's Back! When you squeeze this Monkey Groan Ball it emits what can be described as the groans of a monkey that has been inhaling helium. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11828.html Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:26:38 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6304.jpg" />These collectible 4" Czech Republic Glass Ornaments date from the early 90s. You get 12 in the original box with an official Czech Republic label. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6304.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:52:27 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6302.jpg" />Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs… Ahh, to be a zombie. These soft, floppy rubber undead finger puppets are perfect for low budget puppet shows.There are plenty of ways to celebrate the international goodwill the Olympics generate, but perhaps none quite as strange as these transit tokens created by the city of Los Angeles to commemorate the 1984 Olympic games. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6302.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:52:20 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6215.jpg" />Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs… Ahh, to be a zombie. These soft, floppy rubber undead finger puppets are perfect for low budget puppet shows. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6215.html Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:15:45 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11817.jpg" />This plastic novelty looks like a modern compact digital camera, making it much easier to pull off this classic prank nowadays. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11817.html Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:15:45 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6236.jpg" />Ballard is one of the best parts of Seattle. In fact, it’s so wonderful that rich people want to tear it down and build fancy condominiums so they can live there. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6236.html Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:35:02 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6234.jpg" />Ballard is one of the best parts of Seattle. In fact, it’s so wonderful that rich people want to tear it down and build fancy condominiums so they can live there. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6234.html Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:35:02 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11831.jpg" />Toast is great, but it’s hard to keep in your pocket. Until Now! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11831.html Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:34:20 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11809.jpg" />We've all heard the phrase "monkey business" before, but this Office Monkeys Play Set takes it literally. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11809.html Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:58:20 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11806.jpg" />Finally, a good reason to play with your food! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11806.html Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:57:28 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11797.jpg" />Upgrade your geekwear with this fabulously functional Pocket Protector. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11797.html Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:10:10 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11814.jpg" />Only one can remain at the top of the food chain! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11814.html Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:45:24 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11808.jpg" />In Fairyland, no one ever gets injured or hurt and everyday has a rainbow! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11808.html Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:44:40 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11812.jpg" />The best way to deal with pain is to think of rainbow monkeys. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11812.html Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:43:53 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11792.jpg" />Imagine having your own personal marketing guru you can go to for advice and guidance. You could pay millions of dollars for consultants, but why not just get the Marketing Guru Action Figure? http://www.mcphee.com/items/11792.html Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:19:19 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11789.jpg" />Not all pirates are tyrants. Some would rather steal your heart than your treasure. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11789.html Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:18:24 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11800.jpg" />Filled with tantalizing secrets, advice and wisdom from the days when "making love" meant holding hands on the porch swing. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11800.html Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:17:32 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11803.jpg" />Fresh breath doesn't have to be just a fantasy. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11803.html Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:16:54 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11801.jpg" />Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Hobo Bubble Gum Cigarettes. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11801.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:33:22 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11805.jpg" />The Surgeon General might not recommend roller derby, but we are pretty sure he will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11805.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:32:40 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11811.jpg" />Tempting cinnamon flavored sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11811.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:31:32 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11819.jpg" />Swashbuckling citrus flavored sticks of bubble gum! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11819.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:30:07 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11824.jpg" />Show someone how much you care with this giant Inflatable Heart. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11824.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:29:16 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11794.jpg" />Make everyday a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11794.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:52:52 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11802.jpg" />Cute, suggestive and puzzling all at the same time! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11802.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:52:01 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11813.jpg" />Soft felt feeling! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11813.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:50:57 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11804.jpg" />What better way to show someone that you are their biggest fan? http://www.mcphee.com/items/11804.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:50:08 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11807.jpg" />This miniature pennant expresses deep emotions in a fantastically frivolous way. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11807.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:48:10 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11810.jpg" />Raw, Raw for Hot Stuff! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11810.html Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:46:11 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11796.jpg" />Warning: may cause uncontrollable drooling. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11796.html Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:37:11 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11764.jpg" />Longing to be in the spotlight? Now you can have the true red carpet experience. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11764.html Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:23:54 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11761.jpg" />Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? http://www.mcphee.com/items/11761.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:20:54 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11793.jpg" />This Instant Villain Kit can turn even the sweetest face into a classic Hollywood villain. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11793.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:20:05 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6229.jpg" />If you turn on the lights and see this Mutant Cockroach sitting in the middle of the room, you’ll be the one scurrying under the furniture. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6229.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:51:55 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11795.jpg" />While flying monkeys were introduced to the public many, many years ago, this is the first authentic flying monkey launcher. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11795.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:50:43 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11799.jpg" />These 1" long, plastic flying monkeys are prepared to soar across the heavens... http://www.mcphee.com/items/11799.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:48:52 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11752.jpg" />Black magic never tasted so good! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11752.html Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:59:09 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11783.jpg" />It looks like a real pack of cigarettes, but really it's a cleverly disguised squirting device! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11783.html Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:57:33 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11798.jpg" />Treat your tummy to a tapeworm! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11798.html Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:09:06 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11753.jpg" />As much as we'd love to sell the genuine article, we're just not in the business of boiled innards in stomach casing. We are, however, in the business of gummy candy that looks like boiled innards in stomach casing. Lucky you. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11753.html Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:08:10 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11777.jpg" />Fairies do the darnedest things. Get familiar with the habits and tendencies of these magical creatures with this enlightening spin folder. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11777.html Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:07:06 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11774.jpg" />It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11774.html Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:47:08 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11767.jpg" />Includes a Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon http://www.mcphee.com/items/11767.html Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:45:40 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11786.jpg" />What is it with deep thinkers and crazy hairdos? Do wild whiskers go hand in hand with abstract ideas? http://www.mcphee.com/items/11786.html Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:00:04 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11785.jpg" />This 8" x 11" Über Macho Chest Rug provides ample coverage for even the mightiest pectorals. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11785.html Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:59:15 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6230.jpg" />"Squeeze me! Touch me! I am soft!" http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6230.html Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:58:25 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11779.jpg" />Life as a pirate can be pretty hectic. That's why discriminating pirates can't live without this Pirate Organizer! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11779.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:11:12 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6227.jpg" />Who wouldn't want to cuddle up with a moose? http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6227.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:07:49 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6226.jpg" />"Squeeze me! Touch me! I am soft!" http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6226.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:06:44 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6224.jpg" />In this version the tick covered fur is traded in for a 7" tall x 7-1/2" long squishy latex model. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6225.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:04:30 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6224.jpg" />Irresistible! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6224.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:03:31 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6228.jpg" />Cuddle bunny. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6228.html Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:02:20 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11758.jpg" />Get inspired for your next horror novel with this mildly disturbing pen. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11758.html Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:47:50 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6208.jpg" />To get a treat from this 9" wide by 3" deep candy dish you've got to be brave and quick! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6208.html Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:45:06 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11726.jpg" />This ragged Devil Duckie looks like it just stumbled off the set of Night of the Living Ducks. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11726.html Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:52:17 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11762.jpg" />When he wasn't revolutionizing the field of psychiatry, Sigmund Freud was engaging in thrill sports to satisfy his id. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11762.html Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:50:57 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6211.jpg" />Oh, the life of a hobo! Hopping trains, stealing pies and making delicious soup. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6211.html Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:46:09 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11773.jpg" />Everyone knows Stickman. He's the generic male silhouette who's constantly caught up in dangerous situations on street signs. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11773.html Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:23:44 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11780.jpg" />This time Stickman warns of the potential hazards of working in an office. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11780.html Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:20:27 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11776.jpg" />Stickman finds himself caught up in the dangers of Fairyland. Take heed to his warnings! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11776.html Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:51:28 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11759.jpg" />Are you a die-hard geek? A hardcore hacker? Express your allegiance to the Nerd World Order with these Geek Temporary Tattoos. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11759.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:34:10 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11749.jpg" />Express your love with the undeniable romantic appeal of toast! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11749.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:33:24 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11746.jpg" />One of these days, zombies will rise from the dead and take over the world. In the meantime, you can kind of get a feel for what they're all about with this handy spin folder. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11746.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:32:02 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11744.jpg" />We all get mad, but no one can pitch a fit quite like this Angry Scotsman. So, if you need a little direction in your next furious outburst, consult this handy spin folder. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11744.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:31:15 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11733.jpg" />It's lunch break again and you're too tired to think. Your body is screaming for caffeine and nicotine, but your stomach insists on some sort of sustenance. Fortunately, you have this handy 8-1/2" square spinner device to consult. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11733.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:29:54 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11740.jpg" />Hairdo-related anxiety is on the rise. With such an overwhelming number of styles, cuts and colors to choose from, what's a gal to do? http://www.mcphee.com/items/11740.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:28:37 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11757.jpg" />Cover your boo-boo with one of these rough and rugged Tattoo Bandages to trick people into thinking you're tough. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11757.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:27:54 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11748.jpg" />With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11748.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:27:13 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11754.jpg" />Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11754.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:26:16 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11775.jpg" />Celebrate things like Bacon, Accounting, Curling, and Despair. Proclaim your membership in the AV Club, or Chess Club! Advertise your life status with pennants reading PWNED!, Assistant Manager, Notary Public, or Juvenile Delinquent. http://www.mcphee.com/categories/pennant.html Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:09:10 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6194.jpg" />He's a parachuting primate who laughs in the face of fear; he performs outrageous stunts while grinning ear to ear! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6194.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:30:31 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6197.jpg" />Have you hugged Jesus today? http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6197.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:29:55 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11765.jpg" />You get over the initial reluctance to put a human head in your mouth. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11765.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:28:50 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11771.jpg" />You'll find that the subtle contours and watermelon flavor of these Sigmund Freud Head Pops are worth the strange looks you'll get as you suck them. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11771.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:27:52 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11768.jpg" />Each sucker is about 2-1/4" tall with a 4" plastic stick. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11768.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:27:11 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11755.jpg" />Twenty-four individually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11755.html Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:22:16 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11738.jpg" />Gangway! This crew of salty sea dogs is ready to be launched aboard any unfortunate ship that happens to cross their path. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11738.html Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:07:39 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11751.jpg" />Plastic pirates all dressed up for a rousing day of looting and pillaging! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11751.html Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:09:28 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6209.jpg" />Oh, the fun you and your Ghastly Arm will have! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6209.html Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:10:54 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11770.jpg" />Look into his bright blue eyes and you’ll be whisked away into your own personal fairy tale. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11770.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:57:05 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6202.jpg" />Do not be fooled by the crisp white button-down: this guy's a zombie. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6202.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:56:21 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6204.jpg" />It's sure to get a laugh or a squeal out of those that aren't too chicken to be in the same room with you. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6204.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:55:16 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6203.jpg" />Instant chops and slicked back pompadour for those about to rock! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6203.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:54:29 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6207.jpg" />Extra security at the front door to ward off potential assailants? http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6207.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:53:55 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6201.jpg" />If burnt sienna eyes and buttercup yellow tusks were found on any other creature, jaundice would be a primary concern. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6201.html Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:52:44 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11739.jpg" />Wreak havoc on your sister's precious diorama! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11739.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:15:51 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11745.jpg" />Pack all your precious pirate loot inside this handy satchel. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11745.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:09:48 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11747.jpg" />Four different pirate designs and a sticker sheet with over 120 mini stickers http://www.mcphee.com/items/11747.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:07:06 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11763.jpg" />You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11763.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:06:18 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6205.jpg" />This powerful mullet has fiber optic lights that flash on and off! Dude! How cool is that? http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6205.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:14:40 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6210.jpg" />This impressive purple-bellied plastic bat has a 27" wing span... http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6210.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:10:55 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6222.jpg" />You've heard of the Iron Chef, but now you can be the Plastic Chef! http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6222.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:12:15 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6221.jpg" />Even though it's made in China, we can't vouch for the authenticity of this Chinese Dinner Playset... http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6221.html Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:13:09 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11735.jpg" />Nothing prepares the crew for a day of delinquency like a slice of hot, buttered pirate toast with a side of lemon wedges. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11735.html Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:24:16 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11736.jpg" />We’ve updated this classic novelty with sturdier glasses, furrier eyebrows and a sizeable, yet supple, schnoz http://www.mcphee.com/items/11736.html Thu, 31 May 2007 18:36:45 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11741.jpg" />Pirates used to give each other crude tattoos using shark teeth, gunpowder and squid ink... http://www.mcphee.com/items/11741.html Tue, 08 May 2007 14:34:34 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11743.jpg" />This impressive collection of pirate icons is perfect for decorating your captain’s log or treasure map. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11743.html Tue, 08 May 2007 14:33:46 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11737.jpg" />Beware ye o' the Skeleton Pirates - they've come back from the dead to terrorize the seven seas! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11737.html Tue, 08 May 2007 14:32:49 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11731.jpg" />There is only room enough on this earth for one majestic horned beast, thus the Unicorn and Narwhal must clash to decide the fate of their species. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11731.html Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:53:37 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11721.jpg" />Each Swap-A-Roos set contains five 1" to 2" tall soft vinyl figures that are great just as they are, but we find that it's much more entertaining to swap their heads and bodies! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11721.html Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:54:59 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11724.jpg" />Create strange new species like the Beavrus, the Turtlepus and the Toucoon! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11724.html Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:53:15 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11728.jpg" />All of the heads work on every figure in each set, so if you buy all three sets, you increase the possibilities of new and exciting mutant hybrids! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11728.html Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:52:23 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11742.jpg" />Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11742.html Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:50:47 -0700 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11727.jpg" />It's the next generation of novelty lederhosen! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11727.html Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:38:44 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11734.jpg" />He's back! And still happy! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11734.html Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:11:29 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11730.jpg" />Amaze your friends! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11730.html Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:13:03 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11706.jpg" />Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11706.html Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:39:30 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11713.jpg" />Pirates aren't interested in fresh breath, so you won't find any fancy peppermint or spearmint in these Pirate Mints. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11713.html Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:40:47 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11718.jpg" />If the simple grin on this monkey tin isn't enough to cheer you up, the delicious banana mints inside should do the trick. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11718.html Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:41:49 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11717.jpg" />Freshen up your mouth while picking your teeth with these cinnamon flavored wooden toothpicks. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11717.html Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:42:49 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11723.jpg" />These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11723.html Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:43:23 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11715.jpg" />Each set includes seven 1" tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11715.html shakespearean-insult-gum Fri, 09 Feb 2007 13:58:48 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11729.jpg" /> These 1-1/2" tall knights are intricately detailed, from their faces to their armor, and have a gorgeous pewter-like finish. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11729.html die-cast-metal-knights Fri, 09 Feb 2007 13:57:28 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11703.jpg" />Poor Gary. He lost all of his hair in a bizarre Tai Chi accident... http://www.mcphee.com/items/11703.html hairy-gary Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:05:17 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11707.jpg" />Lenin or Marx? Castro or Trotsky? No matter who your favorite communist is, you’re sure to love Create A Commie. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11707.html create-a-commie Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:04:31 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11712.jpg" />Wind up this bright yellow Submarine and release it in the water to witness the amazing diving and resurfacing action. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11712.html explorer-420-windup-submarine Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:23:41 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6190.jpg" />Grab this realistic and easy to use toupee! Ok, so it's not realistic, but it is easy. http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6190.html the-inconspicuous-toupee Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:12:13 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11695.jpg" />Unbelievably cool and completely indescribable! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11695.html mighty-monkey Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:28:10 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11719.jpg" />Just what you'd expect to see on the operating table of a mad scientist! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11719.html glow-squish-brain Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:27:32 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11701.jpg" />Wisdom from the days when "making love" meant holding hands on the porch swing. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11701.html how-to-make-love-book Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:26:32 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11716.jpg" />Each one is filled with tantalizing secrets, advice! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11716.html the-art-of-kissing-book Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:26:28 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11720.jpg" />We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionally funny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11720.html how-to-get-along-with-girls-book Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:23:39 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11725.jpg" />We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionally funny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11725.html how-to-get-along-with-boys-book Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:22:56 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11677.jpg" />He's a parachuting primate who laughs in the face of fear... http://www.mcphee.com/items/11677.html capn-danger-stunt-monkey-1 Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:21:42 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6179.jpg" />A heady mix of tuna, sugar and soy sauce, means opening the bag of Tasty Tuna Tidbits releases an odor that has been described as "cat breath." http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6179.html tasty-tuna-tidbits Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:20:31 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11705.jpg" />Inside this box, you'll find an assortment of 25 tiny plastic toys, games and puzzles that will make you squeal with glee! http://www.mcphee.com/items/11705.html box-o-fun Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:50:25 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tnM6133.jpg" />It started with yellow wristbands before moving on to every color of the rainbow and every cause under the sun... http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6133.html 7-deadly-sins-wristbands Tue, 22 Nov 2005 15:06:43 -0800 <img src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixsmall/tn11398.jpg" />This Break Room Expansion Set provides a place for the Cubes to get their morning coffee, eat their lunch and gossip by the water cooler... http://www.mcphee.com/items/11398.html the-cubes™-break-room Tue, 22 Nov 2005 15:09:00 -0800