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How To Keep Your Husband Apron
This decidedly politically incorrect apron is a reproduction of a classic novelty produced in the '50s. Each 19" x 24" 100% cotton apron is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband. Includes such gems as, "Watch Your Weight," and "Don't Gossip Over the Phone." Perfect gift for a staunch feminist!

How To Keep Your Husband Apron
item 11679
$9.95 ea.

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