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Smoking Monkey
Real monkeys should never smoke! There, now that that's out of the way you can enjoy our Smoking Monkey guilt free. He's 2" tall, made of ceramic and has a looked of unabashed pleasure as he puffs on his cigarette. He started smoking after he gave up bananas, trading one dirty habit for another. Each monkey comes with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes and has another one in his mouth, ready to light up and smoke. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in a box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings.

Smoking Monkey
item 11232
$5.95 ea.







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