The Sarcastic Ball Says:

I've never been so insulted! I'm going to click here and attempt to make that Sarcastic Ball bend to my will!

It's all so clear to me now! I'm going to ask another question and make all my major life decisions according to the Sarcastic Ball's recommendations.

This is the greatest thing ever! How can I get my very own Sarcastic Ball?


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