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Simply check the appropriate responses (YES or NO) and then hit the "Define Nerd Level" button at the bottom of this page. Each question is in two parts, and the second part of each question counts double. This form will automatically score and evaluate your Nerd Index.
		Yes	No
1.	Do you have your own website?
	And your our own domain name?

2.	Have you ever taken Latin?
	Do you enjoy using it in everyday conversation?

3.	Have you ever browsed at Radio Shack?
	On a date?

4.	Are you or were you ever stuffed into a locker or otherwise tormented in school?
	By the other nerds?

5.	Do you use a computer for four hours or more everyday?
	Has your significant other (or mother) ever "rationed" your computer time?

6.	Do you check your e-mail every morning BEFORE brushing your teeth and combing your hair?
	Are you so excited that you then forget to brush your teeth and comb your hair?

7.	Do you use little faces such as = ) or : >} in your e-mail?
	Are you frustrated that these are not available in spoken conversation?

8.	Have you ever been to a party where most of the guests were math PhDs?
	Was it one of the wildest parties you've ever hosted?

9.	Do you think Bill Gates is "kind of cute"?
	Have you ever mentioned this to anyone besides your therapist?

10.	Do you have a pet ferret, tarantula, iguana or snake?
	Did you name your pet after a Nobel laureate?

11.	Do you have friends on the Internet?
	Are they your best friends?

12.	Are you such a Trekkie that you own a Star Trek uniform?
	Did you just shout, "It's TrekkER, not TrekkIE!"?

13.	Do you wear a digital watch?
	Does it have a built-in calculator?

14.	Do you ever lie awake at night trying to calculate the square root of a circle?
	Have you figured it out?

15.	Is your IQ greater than your weight in the same ratio as your eyeglass prescription over pi?
	Did you actually try, even for just a moment, to calculate the answer to that question?


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