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This section is for all you out there who would like to loosen the grip the average day has on your nerves and find a moment of joy. And because you never have to leave your computer, you can goof off all day and still look like you're working on that big report!

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Slightly Less Disappointing Blog
The Slightly Less Disappointing Blog is a peek behind the scenes at Archie McPhee. You'll soon find yourself parked there, hitting refresh repeatedly in anticipation of the next enthralling post about our history, marketing, design and whatever else we deem awesome.
Virtual Emergency Yodel Button
Nothing lifts the spirits like a good yodel, but most of us don’t have the skill to yodel on cue. That’s where the Emergency Yodel Button comes in.
Virtual Remote Control Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen
Just press the button on the knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel.
Virtual Sarcastic Ball
Not getting your daily recommended dose of snide remarks and discouraging putdowns? Our Sarcastic Ball will take care of that!
Virtual Affirmation Ball
After all that sarcasm, maybe a few kind words are in order. Our Affirmation Ball will comfort the insecure and encourage the egotistical.
Virtual Instant Excuse Ball
Oops! You did it again. But before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse ball — it may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble.
Virtual Wall Street Guru Ball
Want to prevent another economic meltdown? The Wall Street Guru Ball will help you weather any financial storm using the power of chance.
Virtual Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball
Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself.
Virtual Love Notes Ball
Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but can’t find the words? Let the Love Notes Ball do the talking for you.
Crazy Cat Person Quiz
Are you a Crazy Cat Person? Take our quiz to find out!
Nerd Test
Discover your true status in life by taking our world-famous Nerd Test.
MULTIMEDIA
The Adventures of Li'l Edgar
This cartoon explores the beginnings of Edgar Allan Poe and source of his many fears.
Archie McPhee® Commercials
A selection of video, commercials and infomercials for the Archie McPhee store, website and various products.
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Desktop Patterns
Keep the joy of McPhee in your heart all day long.
Logos and Banners
If you'd like to link your site to us, we have a great selection of logos and banners you can download. Share the love, people!
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Seth Godin - The REAL Marketing Guru Action Figure
Archie McPhee on SQUIDOO
Macgellan.com - "With a Mac and a pack I will explore the world..."
Creative Creativity - Become a creative super-genius in just minutes a day!
International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Gobler Toys
Squirrel Fishing
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
American Science & Surplus
Half Acre Day - Wide-screen Indie Pop music from Seattle.
Superbad.com - An odd visual and mental experience.
Do Narwhals Have Blowoles? - An illustrated children's book about two Yetis on a quest.
Accoutrements - Wholesale gifts and novelties (our parent company)


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