Tag Archives: WTF

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask.

With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty!

As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!

Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.

Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet…

You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand?
The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls.

Buy one here

Dear Leader Mints

Dear Leader Mints – One of Kim Jong Il’s most famous quotes is, “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You can buy them here.

Click here to view more of our Dear Leader products.