Tag Archives: Surreal

Introducing Finger Hands

Finger Hands! Hey dude, did you ever wonder what it would look like if your fingers had tiny hands on the end as if they were arms? It’s a freak out!

This set of five irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your fingers and look like a quintet of tiny right hands. Now you can give a high twenty-five.

Click here to order!

But wait, let’s explore a few more uses for our new Finger Hands.

Here’s the high twenty-five:

Impractical shoe tying:

Tiny business handshakes:

Adorable multi-handed peekaboo:

An excellent way to look even smarter while thoughtfully stroking your beard:

Guitar moves Eddie Van Halen couldn’t handle:

A better way to brush your bangs out of your eyes:

And a true grip on your glass of water:

We consider this proof you should buy some Finger Hands right now. Really, you need them. 

Click here to fulfill your Finger Hand duty

The year of the undead horse

Just in time for 2014, the Year of the Horse, we’ve created an amazingly ghoulish zombie version of our original Horse Head Mask.

But wait, this awesome mask is even more than a zombified horse head with exposed brains, torn flesh and dangling eyeballs, it also glows in the dark!

Buy one here!