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Caffeinated squirrel

When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel.
Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof:

We’re not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we’re guessing hazelnut.

This gif was created using photos taken by Kristine R from her excellent Tumblr page entitled A Squirrel’s Life!

Googly-eyed shenanigans at ECCC

Jenny Sparks and her husband Lars made brilliant use of a pair of our Giant Googly Eyes here in Seattle last weekend at the Emerald City Comicon.

Googly Eye Galactus

Googly Eye Batman

They mounted the Giant Googly Eyes on a stick and asked cosplayers to pose for photos with them. As you can see the results are nothing short of awesome.

Googly Eye Harley Quinn

Googly Eye Klingon

Even our own underpants-wearing squirrel got in on the action:

Believe it or not, the photos you see here are just the tip of the awesome iceberg.

Click here to view the complete set.

The top 5 unforgettable Christmas presents of 2012

Conventional Christmas presents like video games, appliances and socks are great. But you can make Christmas even more fun with some delightfully strange and unexpected gifts as well.

That’s why we made this handy list of our top 5 unforgettable Christmas gifts for 2012 to help you get started:

5. Big Head Squirrel Feeder

After tending to their beloved yards all year long, Dads have earned some yard-related entertainment and this unusual gift is just the ticket. It also makes a funny (and useful!) present for nature lovers and anyone who thinks the town squirrels are getting a little big for their tiny britches. This time of year those naughty neighborhood squirrels are running around like crazy trying to stock up (and fatten up) for the winter. Hang this feeder in the backyard, fill it with something squirrels find irresistible and then stand back while hilarity ensues.

4. Jane Austen Bandages

Moms are renowned for kissing our boo-boos and making us feel better, but Moms sometimes get boo-boos of their own. Fancy bandages decorated with pretty images of one of literature’s most famous female novelists or quotations from her best works make an entertaining and delightfully practical gift. (Pairs well with Downton Abbey dvds.)

3. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Most of us know at least one crazy cat lady. If there’s one thing crazy cat ladies love almost as much as their cats it’s a present for their precious feline friends. Plenty of cat lovers probably already think their kitties are magical creatures, but this inflatable unicorn horn makes it official. It also makes for some seriously funny photos.

2. Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

This mask is a perfect gift for that famously funny uncle as well as aspiring, accomplished or just downright terrible cooks. Put this realistic raw turkey mask in the hands of someone who already has a great sense of humour and Christmas will turn into something straight out of a sitcom.

1. Inflatable Beard of Bees

What do you get for the person who has everything? Easy, you get them an Inflatable Beard of Bees! There’s no chance they’ve already got one and it’s useful in all sorts of unexpected situations: impress the ladies (or the gents or hives of single bees), conceal your identity, cover up that patchy moustache while it’s still just growing in or use it as a bib instead of a traditional napkin. It also makes a handy life raft for pet hamsters and the perfect present for notoriously hard-to-shop-for apiarists.

With presents like these, your holiday is sure to be a truly memorable experience. Remember, the more people are laughing, the less they’re discussing politics or gossiping about .

Dave Barry’s 2012 Holiday Gift Guide

This year Dave Barry chose five of our items for his 2012 Gift Guide.

He selected the Squirrel Mask, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Humans, Chicken Mask, and the Emergency Underpants Dispenser.

Here’s what he had to say about the kitty horn:

Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? If so, here’s a gift that is sure to make them say: “What?” It’s an Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats“. And if you know anything about cats, you know how much they, as a species, enjoy being dressed up as mythical figures. To use this horn, you simply blow it up and attach it to your cat’s head with elastic straps. Then it’s time to sit back and enjoy the ensuing hilarity for several lighthearted nanoseconds. And then it’s time to go to the emergency room.

And here’s what he said about the Squirrel and Chicken masks:

Have you ever found yourself in a meeting at work when you wanted to fall asleep, or make faces at other meeting participants, but you can’t because you need to remain employed? If so, you, or some employed person on your holiday gift list, could definitely use one of these masks. These are large rubber masks that cover your entire head. You can see out, sort of, through the eye holes, but nobody can see in. So you (italics) appear (end italics) to be an attentive, interested, meeting-attending squirrel or chicken, no matter what you are actually doing with your face in there.

FACT: Many airline pilots wear these on international flights.

Click here to read the whole article!

Photos by Bob Eighmie/Miami Herald/MCT

Virtual squirrel attack



This is our attempt to give you a virtual taste of the stark, nut-scented horror you’ll experience when drinking from the Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug. At the bottom of every mugful of coffee, an angry squirrel lies in wait. Caffeine only makes them angrier. Tea upsets them too. And don’t get us started on the perils of drinking hot chocolate.

This item might just make people think twice about feeding squirrels in the park. Or it will make them twice as eager to do so, in hopes of avoiding squirrel wrath. Give the gift of an angry, tree-dwelling rodent lurking at the bottom of a coffe cup or simply get one for yourself here.

Revenge of the Super Awesome Show

Hooray! David and Shana are back with another brand new episode of the Super Awesome Show. This episode is a whirlwind of cool new Archie McPhee products and warehouse shenanigans.

Underpants and lederhosen for wine bottles?! You betcha.

The healing power of Abraham Lincoln and positive affirmations when used as adhesive bandages? Oh yeah!

But that’s just the beginning.

There are also Last Supper Placemats, juggling birds, mini Crime Scene and Biohazard tape, a ridiculously tiny bicycle, a dancing unicorn and Giant Googly Eyes.

Phew! You might need to lie down and rest a bit after this one. (Let us know if you you need a sleep mask) Check it out:

Actual Squirrel In Squirrel Underpants!

The packaging for our Smoking Baby states, “Real babies should never smoke.” We feel the same way about real squirrels wearing Squirrel Underpants (squirrels smoking, however is just fine).  Then, Jasin who runs a rodent rescue society sent us a picture of his squirrel, Monk, modeling them. No, he doesn’t make him wear it all the time and yes, he rescued the squirrel from a very desperate situation.
Actual Squirrel Wearing Squirrel Underpants

Jasin’s story:

My Girlfriend Kirstin and I run a small rodent rescue. About 7 months ago we were asked to take in some baby squirrels. For the 1st few months everything went well and the female (Beasty Rose) is perfectly modest keeping her lady bits covered in fur. However the male (Monk) at about 3 months old began to proudly and rudely display his squirrely manhood. About this time Monk’s Uncle Chris and Aunt Kelinda, seeing how distressed Kirstin and I where becoming over our boy’s lack of modesty, purchased their nephew his very own Squirrel Underpants.

Link to Small Animal Decency