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Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice.

Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:

Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:

As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.

It’s a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.

Cover that bald spot with a Tattoupée

Tattoos are more popular than ever these days, which is why we’ve created different sets of temporary tattoos to enable people to get in on the fun without the commitment, pain, or expense of the real thing. Now we’ve taken temporary tattoos to a whole new level:

Introducing Tattoupées: They’re tattoos… They’re toupees… They’re tattoupées!

The perfect present for your favorite baldy. They’re so cool, you’ll wish you were bald. (At least that’s what you’ll tell them.) You get 35 temporary tattoos for a hairless cranium, including a spit curl, a “certified bald” stamp and a skull port. They’re also a great gift for an Over-the-Hill party. Each set of Tattoupées comes in a beautifully decorated collectible tin.

Click here for more info

The top 5 unforgettable Christmas presents of 2012

Conventional Christmas presents like video games, appliances and socks are great. But you can make Christmas even more fun with some delightfully strange and unexpected gifts as well.

That’s why we made this handy list of our top 5 unforgettable Christmas gifts for 2012 to help you get started:

5. Big Head Squirrel Feeder

After tending to their beloved yards all year long, Dads have earned some yard-related entertainment and this unusual gift is just the ticket. It also makes a funny (and useful!) present for nature lovers and anyone who thinks the town squirrels are getting a little big for their tiny britches. This time of year those naughty neighborhood squirrels are running around like crazy trying to stock up (and fatten up) for the winter. Hang this feeder in the backyard, fill it with something squirrels find irresistible and then stand back while hilarity ensues.

4. Jane Austen Bandages

Moms are renowned for kissing our boo-boos and making us feel better, but Moms sometimes get boo-boos of their own. Fancy bandages decorated with pretty images of one of literature’s most famous female novelists or quotations from her best works make an entertaining and delightfully practical gift. (Pairs well with Downton Abbey dvds.)

3. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Most of us know at least one crazy cat lady. If there’s one thing crazy cat ladies love almost as much as their cats it’s a present for their precious feline friends. Plenty of cat lovers probably already think their kitties are magical creatures, but this inflatable unicorn horn makes it official. It also makes for some seriously funny photos.

2. Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

This mask is a perfect gift for that famously funny uncle as well as aspiring, accomplished or just downright terrible cooks. Put this realistic raw turkey mask in the hands of someone who already has a great sense of humour and Christmas will turn into something straight out of a sitcom.

1. Inflatable Beard of Bees

What do you get for the person who has everything? Easy, you get them an Inflatable Beard of Bees! There’s no chance they’ve already got one and it’s useful in all sorts of unexpected situations: impress the ladies (or the gents or hives of single bees), conceal your identity, cover up that patchy moustache while it’s still just growing in or use it as a bib instead of a traditional napkin. It also makes a handy life raft for pet hamsters and the perfect present for notoriously hard-to-shop-for apiarists.

With presents like these, your holiday is sure to be a truly memorable experience. Remember, the more people are laughing, the less they’re discussing politics or gossiping about .