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Bandage sleeve

You’ve heard of a tattoo sleeve, but how about a bandage sleeve? This particular sleeve features a colorful array of our bandages. You can see Boo Boo Kisses, Bacon, Rainbow Monkey, Mustache, Underpants, Jesus, Jane Austen, Crime Scene, Pirate, Macaroni and Cheese, Pickle, Abraham Lincoln, Enchanted Unicorn, Cupcake, Affirmation and Skin Art Bandages.

Just because you’re injured doesn’t mean you can’t be stylish!

The UPS Official Pirate Map

Pirate map

UPS sent us this helpful map of places our packages might be in danger from pirates. We would like to offer two helpful suggestions from the perspective of a company that has had some success with pirates. One, instead of “high risk areas for piracy” on the legend, it should say, “HERE BE PIRATES.” Two, they should have put an “X” on the map to show where UPS has buried their treasure.

One thing they did get right is that it was delivered by a fellow with a black spot on his hand that died soon after giving it to us.

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