Tag Archives: Masks

The Existential Coloring Book

The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe.

It’s also full of thoughtful yet melancholy activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you’ll being sighing with joy as you work on them.

This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it’s probably not a good idea to give it to one, unless they’re really smart and more than a little weird.

This twenty-four page, 8″ x 10-1/4″ book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. It features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities.

Click here to order

Horse Head Mask sighting

Proving once again that our Horse Head Mask can pop up just about anywhere, we recently spotted one in this funny video created by Russian videographer Michael Tivikoff, a.k.a. Mr. TVCow. Entitled “How Gamers Eat Their Food“, the video demonstrates how people who play different video games (or indeed the characters from those games) have wildly different (and silly) ways of eating.

But we think the best part is that the demonstrations are presented to a person wearing everyone’s favorite creepy Horse Head Mask, who listens attentively while munching on a leafy salad:

[via Kotaku]

Introducing the Crow Mask

Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we’ll eat… well… crow. It’s perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.

This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.

Buy one here.

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask.

With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty!

As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!

Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.

The Super Awesome Show – new and awesome for 2014

Huzzah! David and Shana are back with the first episode of The Super Awesome Show for 2014.

It’s overflowing with exciting new products – the Cat Video Clapperboard, so many new masks and costume pieces, new and improved action figures, beautifully designed storage boxes, the Super Awesome Postcard Book, and lots more.

What did David and Shana pick as their favorite new products?
Watch the video to find out!

The year of the undead horse

Just in time for 2014, the Year of the Horse, we’ve created an amazingly ghoulish zombie version of our original Horse Head Mask.

But wait, this awesome mask is even more than a zombified horse head with exposed brains, torn flesh and dangling eyeballs, it also glows in the dark!

Buy one here!

No one can be mad at you when you wear a Pug Mask

Take one look at that adorable wrinkly face and you’ll know it’s true. No one can be angry with you while you’re wearing this latex Pug Mask. Just point your giant, sorrowful eyes and tilt your oddly-shaped head, and all the adults within range will be trying to feed you snacks and rub behind your ears.

This is a full-sized adult mask that is sure to be a hit at the dog park. It is so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you’ll feel the urge to snort, beg for food and dress up as a portly, sad bumblebee.

Check out this video for a demonstration of the disarming power of the Pug Mask:

Click here to buy one now.

Inspiration à la Archie McPhee

We’ve been working on a series of Archie McPhee Inspiration Posters combining wise quotes with photos of people wearing our animal head masks.


(Featuring the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask)


(Featuring the Chicken Head Mask)


(Featuring the Pigeon Mask)

And remember, if you have a photo of yourself or someone else wearing the Pigeon Mask, you can share it on our Pigeon Mask Blog by e-mailing the photo to [email protected].