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Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008

We at Archie McPhee are experts at the useless, impractical and stupid. In that vein, we offer our list of the Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008! They’re currently featured on our homepage, but here are the links to individual products. There are no better gifts to surprise, bewilder and confuse the people on your gift list. Just remember, they’ll forget the socks and sweater, but they’ll remember Squirrel Underpants forever!

Here they are:

1. Squirrel Underpants

2. Inflatable Fruitcake

3. Bacon Floss

4. Santa Dreidel

5. Emergency Yodel Button