Tag Archives: Holidays

Introducing the Bah, Hambug! Candy Cane

The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. Even Ebenezer Scrooge has a sweet tooth.

We all know someone who doesn’t enjoy the holidays, so why not give them a white flavorless cane to brandish when they complain about overplayed Christmas carols and how the holiday is all about greed and spending.

This is one candy cane that has no Christmas spirit whatsoever.

Buy them here!

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice.

Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:

Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:

As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.

It’s a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.

Harry and the Bigfoot Christmas Sweater

Our latest celebrity endorsement comes from Harry (without the Hendersons)! As you can see, he’s happy to be sporting our Bigfoot Sweater to show his celebration of the human holiday, Chritsmas. 

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Buy your own here.

Gravy Candy Canes

Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas, which is why we thought there should be more ways to enjoy gravy throughout the holiday season. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. If it’s flavorless, gravy packs it full of herb-infused deliciousness.

Gravy Candy Canes taste like grandma’s gravy, but they’re easier to hold in your hand.

We thought dipping our Gravy Candy Canes in actual gravy would be fun! It was not, David still hasn’t completely recovered:

Buy them here

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater.

He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.”

The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the rest.

Thanksgiving preparedness

Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Have you stocked up on all the necessities?

We want to help make your Thanksgiving dinner memorable, so we’ve stuffed our Thanksgiving shop with all the hilarious trimmings.

For example, the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask makes it look like you have a raw turkey stuck on your head:

The Inflatable Turkey is the perfect placeholder while your turkey is still in the oven:

Set out a bowl of Thanksgiving Gumballs for everyone to enjoy. The tins of pumpkin, cranberry and turkey flavored gum also make a perfect place setting decoration that each of your guests can take home and enjoy:

This is a very special time of year. Families are gathering to feast, celebrate and reflect. Remember, if people are laughing, they won’t be arguing about politics!

Unite your holiday festivities with the Santa Dreidel

The winter holidays are approaching, but they aren’t as well-defined as they used to be. This year don’t stress yourself trying to choose between celebrating Hanukkah or Christmas. Let’s all get together and celebrate Chrismukkah instead! The wooden Santa Dreidel is a cheerful and charmingly misguided way to mark both occasions and make merry with friends and family.

(Click here if you aren’t sure how to play the dreidel game.)