Why yes, that is a blessing of Finger Narwhals riding Optimus Prime. We have Archie McPhee designer Scott Heffernan to thank for creating this delightful sight. It’s tough to have a bad day when things like this are happening around you.
By Uncle Archie
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Posted in Staff Projects, Uncategorized
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Also tagged Animals, Animated, Archie McPhee, Cheerful, Cute, Finger Narwhals, Finger Puppets, Heff, LOL, narwhals, Optimus Prime, Ride, Scott Heffernan, Transformers, Uplifting, Whee
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Why yes, you will look adorable while you’re eating a cola-flavored Mustache Lollipop. It’s a truly delicious disguise.
By Uncle Archie
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Posted in Uncategorized
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Also tagged candy, Cola flavor, Cute, Disguise, Edible, Facial Hair, Lolly, mustache, Mustache Lollipop, Mustaches, Play with your food, Sucker, Sweets, Treat
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When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel. Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof: We’re not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we’re [...]
By Uncle Archie
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Posted in Uncategorized
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Also tagged A Squirrel's Life, Animals, Caffeine, Coffee, Coffee Cup, Cute, Drinking, Drinking squirrel, Hazelnut, Kristine R, LOL, squirrel, Squirrel Coffee Cup, Squirrels
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While watching the most recent and quite excellent episode of Doctor Who we couldn’t help but notice that the Doctor seems to shop at Archie McPhee. During the the bit where he chose his new clothes, he pulled out an Emergency Bowtie and then proceeded to save the Earth. How awesome is that? We’re hoping [...]
Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them! Don’t drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people’s [...]
January 12, 2013 – 11:19 pm
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world. Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as [...]
November 2, 2012 – 11:08 pm
Archie McPhee’s Halloween Butcher Shop of Horrors was a bloody success: We loved Dan’l’s Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler Halloween costume so much that we were inspired to recreate the famous GIF: We hope you enjoyed Halloween as much as we did.
October 5, 2012 – 6:51 pm
This is our attempt to give you a virtual taste of the stark, nut-scented horror you’ll experience when drinking from the Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug. At the bottom of every mugful of coffee, an angry squirrel lies in wait. Caffeine only makes them angrier. Tea upsets them too. And don’t get us started on the [...]
By Uncle Archie
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Posted in Uncategorized
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Also tagged Angry, Animated, Attack, Beverage, Coffee, Coffee Cup, Drinking, Funny, Horror, Mug, Porcelain, Scary, squirrel, Squirrel Attack
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We all have a secret unicorn living inside us. Some unicorns dance: Some unicorns drive wicked “SLAYER” vans covered in awesome murals: What sort of secret unicorn are you?
By Uncle Archie
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Posted in Uncategorized
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Also tagged Animated, Cult of Unicorn, Dancing, Furry, lederhosen, Magical, Mask, Pink, Secret Unicorn, Slayer, Unicorn, Van
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