Tag Archives: Gif

Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet… You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand? The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls. Buy one here

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice. Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper: Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper: As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get [...]

In praise of the Pigeon Mask

We created a new blog to celebrate our Pigeon Mask and the awesome people who choose to wear it, making the world a more fun and interesting place. To submit a Pigeon Mask picture for the site, email unicorn@mcphee.com. The get your very own Pigeon Mask just click here!

Dear Leader Mints

Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il’s most famous quotes is, “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You [...]

Just another day at Archie McPhee

Why yes, that is a blessing of Finger Narwhals riding Optimus Prime. We have Archie McPhee designer Scott Heffernan to thank for creating this delightful sight. It’s tough to have a bad day when things like this are happening around you.

Cuteness incognito

Why yes, you will look adorable while you’re eating a cola-flavored Mustache Lollipop. It’s a truly delicious disguise.

Caffeinated squirrel

When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel. Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof: We’re not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we’re [...]

Doctor Who and the Emergency Bowtie

While watching the most recent and quite excellent episode of Doctor Who we couldn’t help but notice that the Doctor seems to shop at Archie McPhee.  During the the bit where he chose his new clothes, he pulled out an Emergency Bowtie and then proceeded to save the Earth. How awesome is that? We’re hoping [...]

Googly Eye Glasses

Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them! Don’t drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people’s [...]

Introducing the Pigeon Mask

Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world. Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as [...]