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New Engrish

This is some of the most poetic Engrish ever. Found on a Bento Box sample. “Regardless the timespace how to change the, the of the crystal, the whole life is constant.

Creepy Food Placemats

This is one of those products that we love that doesn’t sell at all. The food on these placemats is so incredibly creepy it makes us happy to know they exist. One thought we had about why they aren’t selling is that perhaps we didn’t do a good job of showing exactly how weird and [...]

Engrish Part 2 – The Ro-Ro Yo-Yo

Often in translation an “L” sound will be turned into an “R” sound, but here a Yo-Yo becomes a Ro-Ro.

Engrish Part 1 – Magic Metal Puzzle

We often get product samples with badly translated English on them. In this case, it wasn’t so much poorly written as it was awesomely written. Unfortunately, as far as we can tell, the product does not actually possess any magical powers.