Tag Archives: christmas

Dave Barry’s 2012 Holiday Gift Guide

This year Dave Barry chose five of our items for his 2012 Gift Guide. He selected the Squirrel Mask, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Humans, Chicken Mask, and the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Here’s what he had to say about the kitty horn: Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? [...]

Unite your holiday festivities with the Santa Dreidel

The winter holidays are approaching, but they aren’t as well-defined as they used to be. This year don’t stress yourself trying to choose between celebrating Hanukkah or Christmas. Let’s all get together and celebrate Chrismukkah instead! The wooden Santa Dreidel is a cheerful and charmingly misguided way to mark both occasions and make merry with [...]

Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008

We at Archie McPhee are experts at the useless, impractical and stupid. In that vein, we offer our list of the Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008! They’re currently featured on our homepage, but here are the links to individual products. There are no better gifts to surprise, bewilder and confuse the people [...]

Inflatable Fruitcake Video

To amuse ourselves and sell a few fruitcakes, we filmed an infomercial extolling the virtues of our Inflatable Fruitcake!