December 23, 2012 – 5:45 pm
It was around this time last year that Maika, co-editor of Archie McPhee’s Endless Geyser of Awesome, created her first Cthulhumas tree using a bunch of our Chtulhu tentacles, blue string lights, silver garland, a plush Cthulhu, and just the right amount of eldritch chanting. Knowing the Great Old Ones would be expecting a tribute at least [...]
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December 1, 2012 – 7:46 pm
Conventional Christmas presents like video games, appliances and socks are great. But you can make Christmas even more fun with some delightfully strange and unexpected gifts as well. That’s why we made this handy list of our top 5 unforgettable Christmas gifts for 2012 to help you get started: 5. Big Head Squirrel Feeder After [...]
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Also tagged Archie McPhee, Beard, Bees, Cats, crazy cat lady, Feeder, Gifts, Head, Holiday, Horn, Ideas, Inflatable, Jane Austen, Mask, Memorable, Presents, Raw, squirrel, Suggestions, Turkey, Unforgettable, Unicorn, Unusual, Weird, Xmas
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November 25, 2012 – 8:37 pm
This year Dave Barry chose five of our items for his 2012 Gift Guide. He selected the Squirrel Mask, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Humans, Chicken Mask, and the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Here’s what he had to say about the kitty horn: Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? [...]
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Also tagged Cats, Chicken, Dave Barry, Dispenser, Emergency Underpants, Gift guide, Gifts, Holiday, Humans, Inflatable Unicorn Horn, Masks, Shopping, squirrel
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November 10, 2012 – 9:16 pm
The winter holidays are approaching, but they aren’t as well-defined as they used to be. This year don’t stress yourself trying to choose between celebrating Hanukkah or Christmas. Let’s all get together and celebrate Chrismukkah instead! The wooden Santa Dreidel is a cheerful and charmingly misguided way to mark both occasions and make merry with [...]
November 18, 2008 – 12:14 am
We at Archie McPhee are experts at the useless, impractical and stupid. In that vein, we offer our list of the Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008! They’re currently featured on our homepage, but here are the links to individual products. There are no better gifts to surprise, bewilder and confuse the people [...]
November 12, 2008 – 1:14 pm
To amuse ourselves and sell a few fruitcakes, we filmed an infomercial extolling the virtues of our Inflatable Fruitcake!
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