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Just another day at Archie McPhee

fingernarwhalride

Why yes, that is a blessing of Finger Narwhals riding Optimus Prime.

We have Archie McPhee designer Scott Heffernan to thank for creating this delightful sight. It’s tough to have a bad day when things like this are happening around you.

Introducing the Pigeon Mask

Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.

Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?

Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn’t actually enable you to fly.
You’ll need a jet pack for that.

Virtual squirrel attack



This is our attempt to give you a virtual taste of the stark, nut-scented horror you’ll experience when drinking from the Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug. At the bottom of every mugful of coffee, an angry squirrel lies in wait. Caffeine only makes them angrier. Tea upsets them too. And don’t get us started on the perils of drinking hot chocolate.

This item might just make people think twice about feeding squirrels in the park. Or it will make them twice as eager to do so, in hopes of avoiding squirrel wrath. Give the gift of an angry, tree-dwelling rodent lurking at the bottom of a coffe cup or simply get one for yourself here.