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Ask Mr. Bacon – What Makes You Taste So Good?

Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime’s worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we’ll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter. Today’s question is from H Demarjian!

Q: Mr Bacon, what makes you taste so darned good?

Mr. Bacon: If you are speaking of baconkind as a whole, I’d have to say that our excellent flavor is the result of a perfect marriage of salt and fat. If you are speaking of me in particular, I think what it really comes down to is believing in myself. I truly believe that I taste delicious and I think those positive thoughts of succulence manifest themselves in my flavor. Also, not sure if you’re aware of this, but I’m made of meat.

Ask Mr. Bacon – Celebrating the Holidays

Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime’s worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we’ll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter.

Q: What do the holidays mean to bacon?

Mr. Bacon: The holidays are a very special time for baconkind. It’s a time to
reflect upon what it means to be a pork product. It’s a time to take
pride in our duty to delight the tastebuds of humans. And most
importantly, it’s a time to get all sauced up on cooking wine.

Ask Mr. Bacon! – Investment Tips

Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime’s worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we’ll pass it along.

Q: Any long term investment tips?

Mr. Bacon: It’s all about commodities. Put a good chunk of your nest egg into Pork Bellies and the rest into Pork Rinds (especially spicy Pork Rinds). It is my firm belief that someday in the future pork rinds will be used as currency.

Ask Mr. Bacon!

Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime’s worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we’ll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter.

Q: Is the self identical with the body?

Mr. Bacon: I’ve pondered this question for many hours while sizzling in my own fat and the only conclusion I’ve come to is that I smell delicious and small pieces of me can really put some pizzazz into a salad.