Luggage tags that keep an eye on you

As the winter holidays draw near, so does holiday travel season. Traveling is already stressful, holiday traveling even more so. But nothing puts a kink in your travel plans like losing your luggage, so let us help you keep track of your bags with our entertaining range of luggage tags:

The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag makes sure that when you’re at the baggage carousel you’re not just looking for your luggage, your luggage will be looking for you:

Devil Duckie Luggage Tags are perfect those times when you want your luggage to be noticeable and just a little bit naughty:

Everyone is looking for Bigfoot, so why not use Bigfoot Luggage Tag to help you spot your luggage?

Your luggage will never be unattended with Bigfoot watching it:

The Anime Eyes Luggage Tag is cosplay for your suitcase!

Plus, those eyes are googly, which means the pupils move:

With luggage tags like these, not only will you be able to spot your own bag from across a crowded terminal, you’ll be putting smiles on the faces of fellow travelers and countless baggage handlers across the land.

Unicorn pumpkin king

While unicorns love summer for all its sunshine and rainbows, they are also fond of autumn. We took this unicorn to a corn maze and he declared himself king of the pumpkin patch.

You know how some people are really good at picking out a good melon? Rumor has it that Unicorns have a highly developed sense that enables them to choose the perfect pumpkin.

Thanks to Stocker Farms for letting us take pictures! 

Buy your own Unicorn Mask here

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Halloween at Archie McPhee

Every year the awesome Archie McPhee store staff dress in different costumes each day for an entire week leading up to Halloween. We’d like to share some of our favorites from the past week.

Here is Jeff as the Grumpy Cat:
Jeff the Grumpy Cat

Molly as a Day of the Dead Sugar Skull:
Day of the Dead Molly

Cindy as a Dead Jellyfish:
Cindy Dead Jellyfish

Roxy as Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh:
Roxy Old Gregg

Dan’l shows off his Japanese Street Fashion sense:
Dan'l Japanese Street Fashion

Roger as Marty McFly from Back to the Future
Roger Marty McFly

Fabes as a Day of the Dead Catrina:
Fabes day of the dead catrina

Jackie as Little Bo Peep:
Jackie as Little Bo Peep

Adele as Robin Hood:
Adele is Robin Hood

Jess as an ocean zombie:
Jess as an ocean zombie

And we finish with Shana as a truly disturbing ventriloquist’s dummy:
Shana ventriloquist's dummy

We hope you all enjoyed Halloween as much as we did. Be sure to check out Archie McPhee on Instagram to see all of the fantastic costumes for the 2013 Halloween season.

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking real that they make us uncomfortable.

Perfect for the haunted Halloween season, these undeniably creepy 3″ ceramic doll heads will silently season your food and then stare at you while you sleep. That is, assuming you’re able to fall asleep with them in the room.

Buy your own set here, if you dare.

Unicorn at the Zoo

Jeff Wysaski of Pleated-Jeans has done something completely awesome with our Magical Unicorn Mask. He created a unicorn exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, complete with its own educational placard:

unicorn placard

Entitled “Unicorn at the Zoo,” this delightful video shows off Randy, the zoo’s newest and most magical resident.

“Say hello to the newest resident of the LA Zoo. He’s already a big crowd pleaser…”

Watching him look so longingly at the zebras, we’re wondering how Randy the Unicorn would react if other unicorns showed up to visit him at the LA Zoo.

Now we know why we’ve sometimes felt weirdly unsatisfied after an otherwise amazing day at the zoo. No unicorns!

[via Laughing Squid]

They say dogs and their owners often look alike…

When our friend Linda Lombardi got her pug, Lilly, to pose in pug slippers, she took what ended up being one of the most stolen pictures on the internet:

When she recently got her hands on our new Pug Mask, she couldn’t stop herself from recreating her own famous photo:

As you can clearly see from the delightful family portrait below, both Rose and Lilly seem very accepting of their new pug/human hybrid owner:

It appears that our Pug Mask just received the official Pug Seal of Approval.

Click here to get your very own Pug Mask!

Magical Unicorn sighting in Germany

There’s even more than Oktoberfest going on in Germany right now. Actual unicorns are wandering around inside people’s homes. We just received this photographic evidence of a recent unicorn sighting in the home of Tim LaBenz. We agree with Tim that its clarity puts previous crytozoological sightings to shame:

German unicorn sighting

Tim explains: “Last night we were celebrating a birthday for our Archie McPhee-crazed 12 y.o.’s birthday. (Cade is the cool kid-o with the nail through his finger opening up his presents.) In the midst of the celebration we were able to capture this random unicorn sighting (but of better quality than other famous -yet grainy- sightings like Bigfoot or Loch Ness, you be the judge).”

In addition to the awesome sighting of a magical creature, this photo serves as further proof that Archie McPhee has the best customers ever. Thanks Tim!

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade!

Watch the teaser music video here:

While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced!

Buy Meat Parade Products Here!

No one can be mad at you when you wear a Pug Mask

Take one look at that adorable wrinkly face and you’ll know it’s true. No one can be angry with you while you’re wearing this latex Pug Mask. Just point your giant, sorrowful eyes and tilt your oddly-shaped head, and all the adults within range will be trying to feed you snacks and rub behind your ears.

This is a full-sized adult mask that is sure to be a hit at the dog park. It is so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you’ll feel the urge to snort, beg for food and dress up as a portly, sad bumblebee.

Check out this video for a demonstration of the disarming power of the Pug Mask:

Click here to buy one now.

We’ve only got eyes for Richard Simmons

Redditor mrpauloldham posted this picture of an unnamed and awesome friend of his exercising with Richard Simmons while he eats her ponytail. Of course, we couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw Richard’s outfit was made of Emergency Googly Eyes

We know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we’re sure you’ll see eye to eye with us on this one. That’s no eyesore, it’s one eye-catchingly awesome outfit. Richard Simmons is truly the king of exerceyes. (We apologize for this paragraph. We couldn’t resist.)

[via imgur and Rusty Blazenhoff]