Chicken wisdom

A little wisdom to go with our new Cocky Chicken Mask.

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!

Hooray, January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day!

So let’s all put on our Squirrel Masks:

And celebrate this very special day with a squirrel-sized cup of coffee:

Treat your squirrel friends to a nice meal (they have no idea how silly they’ll look):

And please give those embarrassingly naked squirrels some underpants so we can stop shielding our eyes at the park:

Click here to stock up on all your favorite squirrel-related products.

(Gifs via Kristine R from A Squirrel’s Life)

The Super Awesome Show – new and awesome for 2014

Huzzah! David and Shana are back with the first episode of The Super Awesome Show for 2014.

It’s overflowing with exciting new products – the Cat Video Clapperboard, so many new masks and costume pieces, new and improved action figures, beautifully designed storage boxes, the Super Awesome Postcard Book, and lots more.

What did David and Shana pick as their favorite new products?
Watch the video to find out!

The year of the undead horse

Just in time for 2014, the Year of the Horse, we’ve created an amazingly ghoulish zombie version of our original Horse Head Mask.

But wait, this awesome mask is even more than a zombified horse head with exposed brains, torn flesh and dangling eyeballs, it also glows in the dark!

Buy one here!

Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet…

You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand?
The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls.

Buy one here

Happy New Year!

2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn’t officially begin until January 31st, we’d like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:

(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)

[link via laughingsquid]

A pug on Christmas morning

So much perfection in one photo:

Here’s doctor-sardonicus wearing our Pug Mask on Christmas morning while reading Gemma Correll’s A Pug’s Guide to Etiquette.

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice.

Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:

Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:

As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.

It’s a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.

Harry and the Bigfoot Christmas Sweater

Our latest celebrity endorsement comes from Harry (without the Hendersons)! As you can see, he’s happy to be sporting our Bigfoot Sweater to show his celebration of the human holiday, Chritsmas. 

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Buy your own here.

It’s a sinister day in the neighborhood

Mirror Universe Mr. Rogers doesn’t think you’re special, hates that you’re his neighbor and loves our Krampus Sweater. He does still wear tennis shoes because they’re so darn comfortable.

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.