Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet…

You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand?
The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls.

Buy one here

Happy New Year!

2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn’t officially begin until January 31st, we’d like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:

(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)

[link via laughingsquid]

A pug on Christmas morning

So much perfection in one photo:

Here’s doctor-sardonicus wearing our Pug Mask on Christmas morning while reading Gemma Correll’s A Pug’s Guide to Etiquette.

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice.

Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:

Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:

As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.

It’s a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.

Harry and the Bigfoot Christmas Sweater

Our latest celebrity endorsement comes from Harry (without the Hendersons)! As you can see, he’s happy to be sporting our Bigfoot Sweater to show his celebration of the human holiday, Chritsmas. 

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Buy your own here.

It’s a sinister day in the neighborhood

Mirror Universe Mr. Rogers doesn’t think you’re special, hates that you’re his neighbor and loves our Krampus Sweater. He does still wear tennis shoes because they’re so darn comfortable.

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

In Search of…

He went in search of Bigfoot and he found him on our Bigfoot Christmas Sweater. Looking good, Leonard!

This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

Gift Alarm on The Today Show

The Today Show recently featured the Gift Alarm as one of their favorite electronic gadgets for under $100. Watch the video clip here.

Click here to order!

Gravy Candy Canes

Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas, which is why we thought there should be more ways to enjoy gravy throughout the holiday season. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. If it’s flavorless, gravy packs it full of herb-infused deliciousness.

Gravy Candy Canes taste like grandma’s gravy, but they’re easier to hold in your hand.

We thought dipping our Gravy Candy Canes in actual gravy would be fun! It was not, David still hasn’t completely recovered:

Buy them here

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater.

He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.”

The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the rest.