Category Archives: Web Stuff

Bon voyage to the Happy Mutant Mobile

Boing Boing just unveiled their Happy Mutant Mobile, a fantastically modified 2014 Ford Transit Connect Wagon. That’s right, Boing Boing is hitting the road and they’re taking all sorts of wonderful weirdness with them. The vehicle was modified by Theresa Contreras and her team at San Dimas, CA-based L&G Enterprises. The interior features a library [...]

Finger Monster sighting

We love spotting our products in the wild and there’s something particularly cool about seeing depictions of them in people’s artwork. So we were delighted to spot one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters in this wonderful painting by Midwestern artist Ken Keirns: Entitled Social Network, it was part of a solo exhibition of Keirns’ artwork, [...]

How to play a kazoo

Here’s Lesson Two from From the Archie McPhee Educational Film Series in which Professor Dan’l teach us How to play a Kazoo: If you missed the first lesson, How to Escape a Chinese Finger Trap, click here to watch it now.

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!

Hooray, January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day! So let’s all put on our Squirrel Masks: And celebrate this very special day with a squirrel-sized cup of coffee: Treat your squirrel friends to a nice meal (they have no idea how silly they’ll look): And please give those embarrassingly naked squirrels some underpants so we can [...]

Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet… You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand? The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls. Buy one here

Happy New Year!

2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn’t officially begin until January 31st, we’d like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video [...]

A pug on Christmas morning

So much perfection in one photo: Here’s doctor-sardonicus wearing our Pug Mask on Christmas morning while reading Gemma Correll’s A Pug’s Guide to Etiquette.

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater. He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.” The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the [...]

Unicorn pumpkin king

While unicorns love summer for all its sunshine and rainbows, they are also fond of autumn. We took this unicorn to a corn maze and he declared himself king of the pumpkin patch. You know how some people are really good at picking out a good melon? Rumor has it that Unicorns have a highly [...]

Unicorn at the Zoo

Jeff Wysaski of Pleated-Jeans has done something completely awesome with our Magical Unicorn Mask. He created a unicorn exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, complete with its own educational placard: Entitled “Unicorn at the Zoo,” this delightful video shows off Randy, the zoo’s newest and most magical resident. “Say hello to the newest resident of [...]