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Just another day at Archie McPhee

Why yes, that is a blessing of Finger Narwhals riding Optimus Prime. We have Archie McPhee designer Scott Heffernan to thank for creating this delightful sight. It’s tough to have a bad day when things like this are happening around you.

Live long and eat plenty of bacon

There may not be any food that’s better than bacon, but did you know that it might also hold the key to longevity? Pearl Cantrell of Richland Springs, Texas recently celebrated her 105th birthday. That’s an indisputably awesome accomplishment, but it gets better. When asked how she’s managed to live so long Pearl replied:  “I love bacon, [...]

The Archie McPhee store is hiring!

Holy awesome opportunities Batman, the Archie McPhee store is hiring for a full-time retail customer service position! Are you a fan of the weird and wonderful?  What about working with amazing customers… …or dressing up in strange costumes? If this sounds like you, then click here to check out the complete job description and then submit your resume. You [...]

Creepy Horseman Dashboard Wiggler

We were pleased as punch when our friends over at Laughing Squid recently posted about one of our favourite new products: the Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler. It’s the perfect thing to make your car just the right amount of creepy. Whatever you do, don’t try to beat the Creepy Horseman in a staring contest. [...]

Cats love it!

We’d like to share a few recent sightings of one of our favorite products, the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. Cat’s love it! The fun began when Redditor Alterx shared this fantastic photo: Which prompted Redditor k41y17 to share a photo of her own cat clearly enjoying his/her own fabulous Inflatable Unicorn Horn: A short [...]

Cuteness incognito

Why yes, you will look adorable while you’re eating a cola-flavored Mustache Lollipop. It’s a truly delicious disguise.

Caffeinated squirrel

When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel. Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof: We’re not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we’re [...]

Doctor Who and the Emergency Bowtie

While watching the most recent and quite excellent episode of Doctor Who we couldn’t help but notice that the Doctor seems to shop at Archie McPhee.  During the the bit where he chose his new clothes, he pulled out an Emergency Bowtie and then proceeded to save the Earth. How awesome is that? We’re hoping [...]

Behold the Corgicorn

One of our awesome customers recently showed the staff of Archie McPhee that the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats isn’t just for cats. It turns out that Corgis love them too! In fact, according to this happy customer, his corgi specifically asked him for a unicorn horn after hearing about them at the park. So [...]

Googly Eye Glasses

Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them! Don’t drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people’s [...]