Category Archives: Uncategorized

Introducing the Fail Button

Our new Fail Button should always be kept nearby so you can joyfully celebrate the failure that surrounds you by playing the sound of the sad trombone. Watch this commercial to see how it works: It’s perfect for meetings at work and blind dates, but probably not good at funerals.

Introducing the Titanic Gravy Boat

There’s a stack of mashed potatoes off the port bow. Hard to starboard! Since every holiday dinner is a disaster, you might as well use the Titanic Gravy Boat. The gravy pours through a hole in the hull! The Titanic Gravy Boat brings one of the most famous maritime tragedies of all time to your [...]

Archie McPhee snowflake by Kit Cameo

We love Kit Cameo‘s themed snowflakes so much we commissioned her to do an Archie McPhee snowflake: As you can see, it’s utterly amazing. She worked in the Horse Mask, the Unicorn Mask, the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats and Groucho Glasses. In case you haven’t seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and [...]

Inspiration à la Archie McPhee

We’ve been working on a series of Archie McPhee Inspiration Posters combining wise quotes with photos of people wearing our animal head masks. (Featuring the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask) (Featuring the Chicken Head Mask) (Featuring the Pigeon Mask) And remember, if you have a photo of yourself or someone else wearing the Pigeon Mask, you [...]

Caution: horses and unicorns at work

Here at Archie McPhee headquarters we’re currently having the floors redone with cork. It’s a pretty exciting development for the people who walk on those floors all the time, but the new flooring isn’t actually the best part of this project. What’s really awesome is that members of the Floor Coverings International crew working on [...]

Celebrating 30 Years at Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee has been keeping Seattle Strange since 1983. Time flies when you’re having fun and we’re about to celebrate our 30th anniversary and we’d like you to join us. Join us on Saturday, July 13th from noon to 4pm as we celebrate 30 years of fun and frivolity. Our brand new attraction, the Penny [...]

In praise of the Pigeon Mask

We created a new blog to celebrate our Pigeon Mask and the awesome people who choose to wear it, making the world a more fun and interesting place. To submit a Pigeon Mask picture for the site, email unicorn@mcphee.com. The get your very own Pigeon Mask just click here!

The Super Awesome Show – creepy and meaty edition

Hooray! David and Shana are back with another episode of The Super Awesome Show. Hold onto your hats, because they’re about to show you more fantastic new products than you can shake a Rubber Chicken at. It’s “all of the creepy with none of the danger.” Check it out: This time we learn about our [...]

Dear Leader Mints

Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il’s most famous quotes is, “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You [...]

Unicorn Prancercising

After watching Joanna Rohrback’s amazing Prancercise video, we couldn’t resist making our own version. Without further ado, here’s “Unicorn Prancercising” featuring our Magical Unicorn Mask: If you’re craving even more Prancercise fun, check out Prancercise.com.