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It’s a sinister day in the neighborhood

Mirror Universe Mr. Rogers doesn’t think you’re special, hates that you’re his neighbor and loves our Krampus Sweater. He does still wear tennis shoes because they’re so darn comfortable. This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

Halloween at Archie McPhee

Every year the awesome Archie McPhee store staff dress in different costumes each day for an entire week leading up to Halloween. We’d like to share some of our favorites from the past week. Here is Jeff as the Grumpy Cat: Molly as a Day of the Dead Sugar Skull: Cindy as a Dead Jellyfish: [...]

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking [...]

Unicorn at the Zoo

Jeff Wysaski of Pleated-Jeans has done something completely awesome with our Magical Unicorn Mask. He created a unicorn exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, complete with its own educational placard: Entitled “Unicorn at the Zoo,” this delightful video shows off Randy, the zoo’s newest and most magical resident. “Say hello to the newest resident of [...]

Magical Unicorn sighting in Germany

There’s even more than Oktoberfest going on in Germany right now. Actual unicorns are wandering around inside people’s homes. We just received this photographic evidence of a recent unicorn sighting in the home of Tim LaBenz. We agree with Tim that its clarity puts previous crytozoological sightings to shame: Tim explains: “Last night we were [...]

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade! Watch the teaser music video here: While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced! Buy [...]

We’ve only got eyes for Richard Simmons

Redditor mrpauloldham posted this picture of an unnamed and awesome friend of his exercising with Richard Simmons while he eats her ponytail. Of course, we couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw Richard’s outfit was made of Emergency Googly Eyes.  We know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we’re sure you’ll see eye [...]

Are you brave enough to eat from the Shark Bowl?

Just when you thought it was safe to eat a bowl of Cap’n Crunch… With the Shark Bowl you can relive the thrills of Shark Week every day of the year. This porcelain Shark Bowl looks like every other bowl from a distance, but as you approach, you’ll see that it has an unstoppable killing [...]

Neighborhood Watch

A pair of our Giant Googly Eyes have been installed in front of a home in Snohomish County, Washington. They make a great addition to the town’s Neighborhood Watch group. Skulking scoundrels are sure to think twice about getting up to no good on a street where even the shrubbery is watching them.

Introducing Nihilist Toothpaste

No Flavor. No Color. Nothing. We don’t believe in dental hygiene. Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn’t believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don’t believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn’t taste like anything because they don’t believe in flavor. Brushing your [...]