Category Archives: New Products

Introducing the Crow Mask

Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we’ll eat… well… crow. It’s perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.

This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.

Buy one here.

For that special couple: Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper

Spring is finally starting to creep into the air, which means wedding season is also approaching. Our new Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper is perfect for that “special” couple that wants their wedding to be a wee bit different. This 6-1/4″ tall polystone cake topper features our Magical Unicorn Mask and Creepy Horse Mask on a bride and groom. (The bride and/or groom may be blushing, but it’s hard to tell because of the masks.)

Max and Whitney Losee shared a picture of their awesome wedding cake with us:

Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh!

Click here to order.

[Special thanks to Max and Whitney Losee for letting us use a picture of their beautiful cake!]

Introducing the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

It turns out that the Horse Mask is even funnier when it’s on a squirrel! This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask.

Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll be wearing the horse mask. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time! You’ll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard.

Click here to order!

Happy Birthday President Lincoln!

Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln’s 205th birthday.
Happy birthday Abe! You don’t look a day over 56:

We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln:

If Honest Abe were here today, we think he’d want to emancipate the flavor in our bland food. And now he can, thanks to a 3″ tall ceramic likeness of his head that you can fill with salt and a 2-1/2″ tall ceramic top hat for pepper.

Click here to watch our Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker commercial and buy a set right here.

(Abraham Lincoln portrait painting by Scott Scheidly and bust by Kazuhiro Tsuji)

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask.

With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty!

As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!

Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.

The Super Awesome Show – new and awesome for 2014

Huzzah! David and Shana are back with the first episode of The Super Awesome Show for 2014.

It’s overflowing with exciting new products – the Cat Video Clapperboard, so many new masks and costume pieces, new and improved action figures, beautifully designed storage boxes, the Super Awesome Postcard Book, and lots more.

What did David and Shana pick as their favorite new products?
Watch the video to find out!

The year of the undead horse

Just in time for 2014, the Year of the Horse, we’ve created an amazingly ghoulish zombie version of our original Horse Head Mask.

But wait, this awesome mask is even more than a zombified horse head with exposed brains, torn flesh and dangling eyeballs, it also glows in the dark!

Buy one here!

Infinite Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is infinitely creepy

It’s a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet with a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet wearing a Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet…

You’ve got a Horse Mask for your head, why not have one for your hand?
The Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet is perfect for staring at your coworkers over cubicle walls.

Buy one here

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice.

Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:

Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:

As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.

It’s a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.