Category Archives: New Products

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking [...]

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade! Watch the teaser music video here: While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced! Buy [...]

No one can be mad at you when you wear a Pug Mask

Take one look at that adorable wrinkly face and you’ll know it’s true. No one can be angry with you while you’re wearing this latex Pug Mask. Just point your giant, sorrowful eyes and tilt your oddly-shaped head, and all the adults within range will be trying to feed you snacks and rub behind your [...]

Are you brave enough to eat from the Shark Bowl?

Just when you thought it was safe to eat a bowl of Cap’n Crunch… With the Shark Bowl you can relive the thrills of Shark Week every day of the year. This porcelain Shark Bowl looks like every other bowl from a distance, but as you approach, you’ll see that it has an unstoppable killing [...]

Introducing Nihilist Toothpaste

No Flavor. No Color. Nothing. We don’t believe in dental hygiene. Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn’t believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don’t believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn’t taste like anything because they don’t believe in flavor. Brushing your [...]

Introducing the Fail Button

Our new Fail Button should always be kept nearby so you can joyfully celebrate the failure that surrounds you by playing the sound of the sad trombone. Watch this commercial to see how it works: It’s perfect for meetings at work and blind dates, but probably not good at funerals.

Introducing the Titanic Gravy Boat

There’s a stack of mashed potatoes off the port bow. Hard to starboard! Since every holiday dinner is a disaster, you might as well use the Titanic Gravy Boat. The gravy pours through a hole in the hull! The Titanic Gravy Boat brings one of the most famous maritime tragedies of all time to your [...]

The Super Awesome Show – creepy and meaty edition

Hooray! David and Shana are back with another episode of The Super Awesome Show. Hold onto your hats, because they’re about to show you more fantastic new products than you can shake a Rubber Chicken at. It’s “all of the creepy with none of the danger.” Check it out: This time we learn about our [...]

Dear Leader Mints

Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il’s most famous quotes is, “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You [...]

Googly Eye Glasses

Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them! Don’t drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people’s [...]