Category Archives: New Products

Make your wrapping paper the meatiest and creepiest

When you’re wrapping presents this year you’ve got a big choice. Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper: Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper: As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get [...]

Harry and the Bigfoot Christmas Sweater

Our latest celebrity endorsement comes from Harry (without the Hendersons)! As you can see, he’s happy to be sporting our Bigfoot Sweater to show his celebration of the human holiday, Chritsmas.  This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Buy your own here.

It’s a sinister day in the neighborhood

Mirror Universe Mr. Rogers doesn’t think you’re special, hates that you’re his neighbor and loves our Krampus Sweater. He does still wear tennis shoes because they’re so darn comfortable. This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

In Search of…

He went in search of Bigfoot and he found him on our Bigfoot Christmas Sweater. Looking good, Leonard! This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

Gravy Candy Canes

Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas, which is why we thought there should be more ways to enjoy gravy throughout the holiday season. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. If [...]

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater. He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.” The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the [...]

Luggage tags that keep an eye on you

As the winter holidays draw near, so does holiday travel season. Traveling is already stressful, holiday traveling even more so. But nothing puts a kink in your travel plans like losing your luggage, so let us help you keep track of your bags with our entertaining range of luggage tags: The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag [...]

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking [...]

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade! Watch the teaser music video here: While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced! Buy [...]

No one can be mad at you when you wear a Pug Mask

Take one look at that adorable wrinkly face and you’ll know it’s true. No one can be angry with you while you’re wearing this latex Pug Mask. Just point your giant, sorrowful eyes and tilt your oddly-shaped head, and all the adults within range will be trying to feed you snacks and rub behind your [...]