Category Archives: New Products

In Search of…

He went in search of Bigfoot and he found him on our Bigfoot Christmas Sweater. Looking good, Leonard! This sweater is a limited edition for the 2013 holiday season. Get your own here.

Gravy Candy Canes

Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas, which is why we thought there should be more ways to enjoy gravy throughout the holiday season. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. If [...]

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater. He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.” The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the [...]

Luggage tags that keep an eye on you

As the winter holidays draw near, so does holiday travel season. Traveling is already stressful, holiday traveling even more so. But nothing puts a kink in your travel plans like losing your luggage, so let us help you keep track of your bags with our entertaining range of luggage tags: The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag [...]

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking [...]

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade! Watch the teaser music video here: While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced! Buy [...]

No one can be mad at you when you wear a Pug Mask

Take one look at that adorable wrinkly face and you’ll know it’s true. No one can be angry with you while you’re wearing this latex Pug Mask. Just point your giant, sorrowful eyes and tilt your oddly-shaped head, and all the adults within range will be trying to feed you snacks and rub behind your [...]

Are you brave enough to eat from the Shark Bowl?

Just when you thought it was safe to eat a bowl of Cap’n Crunch… With the Shark Bowl you can relive the thrills of Shark Week every day of the year. This porcelain Shark Bowl looks like every other bowl from a distance, but as you approach, you’ll see that it has an unstoppable killing [...]

Introducing Nihilist Toothpaste

No Flavor. No Color. Nothing. We don’t believe in dental hygiene. Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn’t believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don’t believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn’t taste like anything because they don’t believe in flavor. Brushing your [...]

Introducing the Fail Button

Our new Fail Button should always be kept nearby so you can joyfully celebrate the failure that surrounds you by playing the sound of the sad trombone. Watch this commercial to see how it works: It’s perfect for meetings at work and blind dates, but probably not good at funerals.