Category Archives: New Products

The Existential Coloring Book

The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe. It’s also full of thoughtful yet melancholy activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you’ll being [...]

Dress-up your very own Bigfoot

We’re going to blow your mind a bit, but if you think about it, Bigfoot walks around naked. Sure, his fur makes it look like he’s all covered up, but he’s a forest-living, hippy nudist. Our new Dress-Up Bigfoot comes with 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories that you can use to [...]

The Modest Urn, our most modestly priced receptacle

Everybody has a cheap relative and death can be expensive. You know when they die they’d be mad at you if you spent thousands of dollars on a fancy urn! That’s why we made our Modest Urn for the frugal. This metal can, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so [...]

This pickle screams so that you don’t have to

Introducing the Screaming Pickle! You love the Yodelling Pickle when you’re happy, but now there’s the Screaming Pickle for more stressful days. Why would a pickle scream? We have no idea, but we’ve found it to be a great stress reliever around the office. It’s the perfect thing to keep on your desk at work [...]

Have you hugged your kitty today?

Today is National Hug Your Cat Day, which means you should stop whatever you’re doing and go hug your feline friend(s) just like Molly and Spyke are doing here: But don’t let today be the only day you show your kitty how much they mean to you. You know your kitty is the best kitty [...]

Treat your cat to a taste of luxury

Tin cans are for average cats, this one is silvery. While it’s true that your cat would eat out of a tin can if it had to, surely it would prefer to dine from a silver-plated ceramic Luxury Cat Dish. The 5″ diameter bowl is the perfect food container whether you’re serving caviar, seafood-flavored kibble [...]

You’re the Star. Yes, you!

It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that’s true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It’s time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You’re The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve. This flock of tiny, adoring photographers [...]

Complete your horsey look with Horse Hooves

There’s nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser.” Now it’ll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14″ long latex Horse Hooves: Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a [...]

Introducing Tuna Flavored Cat Floss

When somebody says you have cat breath, we all know what they mean. That decaying seafood smell is the result of the appalling level of cat dental hygiene in the world today. We at Archie McPhee are finally going to do something about it. This Tuna Scented Cat Dental Floss has a flavor cats love [...]

Return of the horse-headed squirrel

You probably remember these amazing photos of a squirrel using our Horse Head Squirrel Feeder that we first shared a few weeks ago: The photos were taken by the awesome Jim Zielinski, who just outdid himself by capturing video footage of a squirrel using the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder: Well done Jim and thank you [...]