Category Archives: New Products

You’re the Star. Yes, you!

It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that’s true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It’s time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You’re The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve. This flock of tiny, adoring photographers [...]

Complete your horsey look with Horse Hooves

There’s nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser.” Now it’ll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14″ long latex Horse Hooves: Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a [...]

Introducing Tuna Flavored Cat Floss

When somebody says you have cat breath, we all know what they mean. That decaying seafood smell is the result of the appalling level of cat dental hygiene in the world today. We at Archie McPhee are finally going to do something about it. This Tuna Scented Cat Dental Floss has a flavor cats love [...]

Return of the horse-headed squirrel

You probably remember these amazing photos of a squirrel using our Horse Head Squirrel Feeder that we first shared a few weeks ago: The photos were taken by the awesome Jim Zielinski, who just outdid himself by capturing video footage of a squirrel using the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder: Well done Jim and thank you [...]

Introducing the Crow Mask

Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we’ll eat… well… crow. It’s perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this. This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to [...]

For that special couple: Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper

Spring is finally starting to creep into the air, which means wedding season is also approaching. Our new Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper is perfect for that “special” couple that wants their wedding to be a wee bit different. This 6-1/4″ tall polystone cake topper features our Magical Unicorn Mask and Creepy Horse Mask [...]

Introducing the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

It turns out that the Horse Mask is even funnier when it’s on a squirrel! This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats [...]

Happy Birthday President Lincoln!

Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln’s 205th birthday. Happy birthday Abe! You don’t look a day over 56: We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln: If Honest Abe were here today, we think he’d want to emancipate the flavor in our bland [...]

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask. With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty! As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing [...]

Chicken wisdom

A little wisdom to go with our new Cocky Chicken Mask.