Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them! Don’t drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people’s [...]
We had a problem around the office. Now that we have three sizes of Googly Eyes for sale, how do we display them in a way that people will understand which googly is which? The picture above is the first thing that popped into our heads. On the tree you see Giant Googly Eyes (7″ [...]
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February 26, 2013 – 10:52 pm
Tattoos are more popular than ever these days, which is why we’ve created different sets of temporary tattoos to enable people to get in on the fun without the commitment, pain, or expense of the real thing. Now we’ve taken temporary tattoos to a whole new level: Introducing Tattoupées: They’re tattoos… They’re toupees… They’re tattoupées! [...]
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February 4, 2013 – 9:15 pm
Giant Googly Eyes are all sorts of fun in the light of day, but what happens when the sun goes down? Just because it’s dark outside doesn’t mean the googly-eyed fun has to end. Thanks to these new giant, glow-in-the-dark googly eyes you can avoid such a trag-eye-dy! These eyes look amazing during the day [...]
January 12, 2013 – 11:19 pm
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world. Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as [...]
November 10, 2012 – 9:16 pm
The winter holidays are approaching, but they aren’t as well-defined as they used to be. This year don’t stress yourself trying to choose between celebrating Hanukkah or Christmas. Let’s all get together and celebrate Chrismukkah instead! The wooden Santa Dreidel is a cheerful and charmingly misguided way to mark both occasions and make merry with [...]
Hooray! David and Shana are back with another brand new episode of the Super Awesome Show. This episode is a whirlwind of cool new Archie McPhee products and warehouse shenanigans. Underpants and lederhosen for wine bottles?! You betcha. The healing power of Abraham Lincoln and positive affirmations when used as adhesive bandages? Oh yeah! But [...]
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When you’re giving the gift of a bottle of wine or simply want to transport a bottle with panache, we’ve got you covered with Vinderhosen – tiny lederhosen (you know, those distinctly German leather breeches) that snugly and stylishly fit onto a bottle of wine. Even wine bottles like to dress up before going out. [...]
Tentacular Lovecraftian summer fun and an outstanding new way to settle points of honor: Pistols at dawn are old hat and, frankly, more than a little dangerous. Here at Archie McPhee we demand satisfaction with a contest of Inflatable Tentacle Arm versus Inflatable Cthulhu Arm.
Any sommelier worth his/her salt knows that the finest wines are those that aren’t paraded around naked. That’s why we’re proud to introduce Vinderpants! Tired of going bare bottle? Vinderpants are the underpants for your wine. A perfect gift bag for any event.
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