Author Archives: Uncle Archie

Wookiees love Bigfoot

Talk about celebrity endorsements! Chewbacca sent us this picture of himself wearing our Bigfoot Sweater. He says, “Rrrrwwrgh, Gwarrrrrrgh, Aargharrrrrawwwwgrrrrragggh.” Translated: “This sweater is warmer than the insides of a Tauntaun. It even smells slightly better.” The Bigfoot Sweater is a limited edition 2013 holiday special. Buy one here before Chewie’s family snatches up the [...]

World Toilet Day

Today, November 19th, is World Toilet Day. It’s a day dedicated to spreading awareness about improving the lives of the estimated 2.5 billion people in the world who do not have access to sustainable sanitation or clean toilets. If you’ve ever encountered a nasty restroom then you should understand the importance of this issue. But [...]

Luggage tags that keep an eye on you

As the winter holidays draw near, so does holiday travel season. Traveling is already stressful, holiday traveling even more so. But nothing puts a kink in your travel plans like losing your luggage, so let us help you keep track of your bags with our entertaining range of luggage tags: The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag [...]

Unicorn pumpkin king

While unicorns love summer for all its sunshine and rainbows, they are also fond of autumn. We took this unicorn to a corn maze and he declared himself king of the pumpkin patch. You know how some people are really good at picking out a good melon? Rumor has it that Unicorns have a highly [...]

Halloween at Archie McPhee

Every year the awesome Archie McPhee store staff dress in different costumes each day for an entire week leading up to Halloween. We’d like to share some of our favorites from the past week. Here is Jeff as the Grumpy Cat: Molly as a Day of the Dead Sugar Skull: Cindy as a Dead Jellyfish: [...]

Creepy Doll Head Salt & Pepper Shakers

Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking [...]

Unicorn at the Zoo

Jeff Wysaski of Pleated-Jeans has done something completely awesome with our Magical Unicorn Mask. He created a unicorn exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, complete with its own educational placard: Entitled “Unicorn at the Zoo,” this delightful video shows off Randy, the zoo’s newest and most magical resident. “Say hello to the newest resident of [...]

They say dogs and their owners often look alike…

When our friend Linda Lombardi got her pug, Lilly, to pose in pug slippers, she took what ended up being one of the most stolen pictures on the internet: When she recently got her hands on our new Pug Mask, she couldn’t stop herself from recreating her own famous photo: As you can clearly see [...]

Magical Unicorn sighting in Germany

There’s even more than Oktoberfest going on in Germany right now. Actual unicorns are wandering around inside people’s homes. We just received this photographic evidence of a recent unicorn sighting in the home of Tim LaBenz. We agree with Tim that its clarity puts previous crytozoological sightings to shame: Tim explains: “Last night we were [...]

Let’s go watch the Meat Parade

Archie McPhee is happy to announce we’re releasing our very first single, Meat Parade! Watch the teaser music video here: While this video features only a portion of the song, it shows the full meat parade in action. The limited edition vinyl single looks like a beautifully marbled ham steak. Only one thousand produced! Buy [...]