Author Archives: Uncle Archie

Return of the horse-headed squirrel

You probably remember these amazing photos of a squirrel using our Horse Head Squirrel Feeder that we first shared a few weeks ago: The photos were taken by the awesome Jim Zielinski, who just outdid himself by capturing video footage of a squirrel using the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder: Well done Jim and thank you [...]

Introducing the Crow Mask

Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we’ll eat… well… crow. It’s perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this. This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to [...]

Eyebombing in Madrid

We love seeing the fun people have using our Googly Eyes. Nuria Pérez Paredes recently filmed her two daughters going around Madrid on their first Eyebombing mission using googly eyes to give urban surfaces and inanimate objects the appearance of being living creatures. It’s further proof that a pair of googly eyes can come in [...]

For that special couple: Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper

Spring is finally starting to creep into the air, which means wedding season is also approaching. Our new Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper is perfect for that “special” couple that wants their wedding to be a wee bit different. This 6-1/4″ tall polystone cake topper features our Magical Unicorn Mask and Creepy Horse Mask [...]

Check out that horse-headed squirrel

Yesterday we introduced the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder and today, thanks to intrepid photographer Jim Zielinski, we’ve got our very first action shots of the feeder in use by a real live squirrel. The squirrel is enjoying a tasty snack while looking utterly ridiculous. It’s perfect: Don’t let your neighborhood squirrels be left out. Click [...]

Introducing the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

It turns out that the Horse Mask is even funnier when it’s on a squirrel! This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats [...]

Finger Monster sighting

We love spotting our products in the wild and there’s something particularly cool about seeing depictions of them in people’s artwork. So we were delighted to spot one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters in this wonderful painting by Midwestern artist Ken Keirns: Entitled Social Network, it was part of a solo exhibition of Keirns’ artwork, [...]

Happy Birthday President Lincoln!

Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln’s 205th birthday. Happy birthday Abe! You don’t look a day over 56: We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln: If Honest Abe were here today, we think he’d want to emancipate the flavor in our bland [...]

How to play a kazoo

Here’s Lesson Two from From the Archie McPhee Educational Film Series in which Professor Dan’l teach us How to play a Kazoo: If you missed the first lesson, How to Escape a Chinese Finger Trap, click here to watch it now.

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask. With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty! As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing [...]