Proving once again that our Horse Head Mask can pop up just about anywhere, we recently spotted one in this funny video created by Russian videographer Michael Tivikoff, a.k.a. Mr. TVCow. Entitled “How Gamers Eat Their Food“, the video demonstrates how people who play different video games (or indeed the characters from those games) have wildly different (and silly) ways of eating.
But we think the best part is that the demonstrations are presented to a person wearing everyone’s favorite creepy Horse Head Mask, who listens attentively while munching on a leafy salad:
Joe J Thomas, voice actor and creator of the blog Joe’s Dump, recently proposed an awesome new system of measurement, The Rubber Chicken Standard. What with the Metric System failing to take off in the US and his opinion that the Imperial System isn’t very intuitive, Joe argues that it’s high time we all agreed on a new standard of measurement:
I’ve chosen the Archie McPhee Deluxe Rubber Chicken as a new standard of measurement. The reason is simple: every culture knows what a chicken is, and a rubber chicken is easier to use because it won’t spoil.
One rubber chicken is the basic unit of measurement. (How many chickens tall are you?) But Joe goes on to propose the use of a “Kilo-Chicken” (kc) for measuring really large objects (It’s the size of 1,000 Rubber Chickens):
And the “Micro-Chicken” (uc) for measuring really tiny things:
Tin cans are for average cats, this one is silvery. While it’s true that your cat would eat out of a tin can if it had to, surely it would prefer to dine from a silver-plated ceramic Luxury Cat Dish. The 5″ diameter bowl is the perfect food container whether you’re serving caviar, seafood-flavored kibble or wet food. It holds 10 fl. oz., which is a lot of caviar!
Speaking of caviar, the Luxury Cat Dish is also food safe for humans, so feel free to use it for cereal in the morning or get down on all fours and chow down besides your kitties. They may appreciate this so much that they’ll even acknowledge that you exist. (Sorry, no guarantees there.)
Shana, our one and only High Priestess of Rubber Chickens, recently made an appearance on King 5’s New Day Northwest. On April Fools’ Day, while sporting a massive pair of Man Hands, Shana showed Margaret Larsen and the studio audience a selection of products that make great pranks on a day devoted to mischief.
It’s a delightful demonstration of some of our favorite new items and classic tricks:
It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that’s true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It’s time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You’re The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve.
This flock of tiny, adoring photographers and autograph seekers will watch you brush your teeth in the morning, wait for you to get home from work and then hang around outside of any event you go to. In fact, occasionally you’ll want to yell at them, but don’t do it. You don’t want to be featured on TMZ.
There’s nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser.” Now it’ll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14″ long latex Horse Hooves:
Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit. We recommend wearing them to math class and using them to stomp out your answers or to make shaking hands extra cloppy. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur.
Kim Holcomb of King 5’s Evening Magazine paid a visit to the Archie McPhee store on April Fools’ Day where Shana, our one and only High Priestess of Rubber Chickens, hosted a game of “Real or Not” to see if viewers could guess which of our products are real and which are April Fools’ Day pranks.
Watch the video and take the quiz to test your Archie McPhee savvy:
When somebody says you have cat breath, we all know what they mean. That decaying seafood smell is the result of the appalling level of cat dental hygiene in the world today. We at Archie McPhee are finally going to do something about it.
This Tuna Scented Cat Dental Floss has a flavor cats love and will assist you in making sure that your Siamese stays sweet and your Ginger avoids gingivitis. Kitty cavities will be a thing of the past as soon as you start flossing your feline.
Archie McPhee is attending the 2014 Emerald City Comicon and Mr. Bacon is coming with us. Stop by our booth and get your picture taken with Bigfoot:
AND get a free “I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee” sticker:
ECCC takes place at the Washington State Convention Center starting Friday March 28th through Sunday March 30th. We’re in booth 2812 on the 3rd floor and we can’t wait to meet you. So, stop by, take a picture, buy a Unicorn Horn and grab some stickers!