Author Archives: Uncle Archie

Check out that horse-headed squirrel

Yesterday we introduced the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder and today, thanks to intrepid photographer Jim Zielinski, we’ve got our very first action shots of the feeder in use by a real live squirrel. The squirrel is enjoying a tasty snack while looking utterly ridiculous. It’s perfect: Don’t let your neighborhood squirrels be left out. Click [...]

Introducing the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

It turns out that the Horse Mask is even funnier when it’s on a squirrel! This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats [...]

Finger Monster sighting

We love spotting our products in the wild and there’s something particularly cool about seeing depictions of them in people’s artwork. So we were delighted to spot one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters in this wonderful painting by Midwestern artist Ken Keirns: Entitled Social Network, it was part of a solo exhibition of Keirns’ artwork, [...]

Happy Birthday President Lincoln!

Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln’s 205th birthday. Happy birthday Abe! You don’t look a day over 56: We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln: If Honest Abe were here today, we think he’d want to emancipate the flavor in our bland [...]

How to play a kazoo

Here’s Lesson Two from From the Archie McPhee Educational Film Series in which Professor Dan’l teach us How to play a Kazoo: If you missed the first lesson, How to Escape a Chinese Finger Trap, click here to watch it now.

The year of the pretty lady horse

Another timely arrival for 2014, the Year of the Horse, our new Lady Horse Mask adds a drop of femininity to the original Horse Mask. With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she’s equal parts creepy and pretty! As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing [...]

Chicken wisdom

A little wisdom to go with our new Cocky Chicken Mask.

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!

Hooray, January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day! So let’s all put on our Squirrel Masks: And celebrate this very special day with a squirrel-sized cup of coffee: Treat your squirrel friends to a nice meal (they have no idea how silly they’ll look): And please give those embarrassingly naked squirrels some underpants so we can [...]

The Super Awesome Show – new and awesome for 2014

Huzzah! David and Shana are back with the first episode of The Super Awesome Show for 2014. It’s overflowing with exciting new products – the Cat Video Clapperboard, so many new masks and costume pieces, new and improved action figures, beautifully designed storage boxes, the Super Awesome Postcard Book, and lots more. What did David [...]

The year of the undead horse

Just in time for 2014, the Year of the Horse, we’ve created an amazingly ghoulish zombie version of our original Horse Head Mask. But wait, this awesome mask is even more than a zombified horse head with exposed brains, torn flesh and dangling eyeballs, it also glows in the dark! Buy one here!