When you’re giving the gift of a bottle of wine or simply want to transport a bottle with panache, we’ve got you covered with Vinderhosen – tiny lederhosen (you know, those distinctly German leather breeches) that snugly and stylishly fit onto a bottle of wine. Even wine bottles like to dress up before going out.

Here we see a Secret Unicorn who not only appreciates the appeal of dressing up a bottle of wine, but also delights in how it coordinates with their own furry pink lederhosen:

We should mention that wearing lederhosen to match your Vinderhosen, while awesome, is completely optional. Either way, a bottle of wine wearing a tiny pair of pants is sure to put a smile on people’s faces.