EVER LISTEN TO IRISH DRINKIN’ & BLACKGUARDIN’ SONGS? MORE MAUDLIN “WISH I WUZ DAID” NATTERING THAN WOT’S IN THE SONGS OF THEIR AMERICAN COUSINS, TH’ APPALACHIAN ROCK-A-BILLY BOYS!

(EVER’BODY KNOWS HOW DEPRESSIN’ THEIR SONGS ARE, WITH LOST LOVES, TH’ FAV’RITE TRUCKS THEY’D WRECKED, AND TH’ BEST DOGS THAT’VE DIED!)

THE FIRST THING IRISHMEN GET ON ABOUT, ONCE THEY’VE “GOT SOME,” AND HAVE SLAMMED BACK ENOUGH GUINESS AND BUSHMILLS TO FLOAT FOUR FISHIN’ FLEETS, IS HOW SAD AN’ DEPRESSED THEY ARE, AN’ HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS TO BE “PLANTED ‘NEATH TH’ AULD SOD.”

WITH ALL’A THAT DOOM-’N'-GLOOM, AN IRISH SHAMROCK-DECKED GREEN SKULL SOUNDS RIGHT GOOD!

PUT ME DOWN FOR ONE, FOR SHANNON KILLARNEY’S BIRTHDAY!

KERNS