Failed Product Sample – Shamrock Skull

Shamrock Skull

We love when factories send us samples of things they think we’ll like. For instance, this festive Shamrock Skull which we assume was designed to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. The festive green and shamrock on the forehead would surely please anyone looking to celebrate their Irish heritage.

We won’t be carrying it.

7 Comments

  1. Byroney
    Posted May 20, 2009 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    ::blinks:: You guys have *standards?* Thanks for the amusing Tweet.

  2. ZIGMUND KERNS
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    ‘ERE NOW! WOT’S WRONG WIT’ TH’ SHAMROCK SKULL?

    EVER LISTEN TO IRISH DRINKIN’ & BLACKGUARDIN’ SONGS? MORE MAUDLIN “WISH I WUZ DAID” NATTERING THAN WOT’S IN THE SONGS OF THEIR AMERICAN COUSINS, TH’ APPALACHIAN ROCK-A-BILLY BOYS!

    (EVER’BODY KNOWS HOW DEPRESSIN’ THEIR SONGS ARE, WITH LOST LOVES, TH’ FAV’RITE TRUCKS THEY’D WRECKED, AND TH’ BEST DOGS THAT’VE DIED!)

    THE FIRST THING IRISHMEN GET ON ABOUT, ONCE THEY’VE “GOT SOME,” AND HAVE SLAMMED BACK ENOUGH GUINESS AND BUSHMILLS TO FLOAT FOUR FISHIN’ FLEETS, IS HOW SAD AN’ DEPRESSED THEY ARE, AN’ HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS TO BE “PLANTED ‘NEATH TH’ AULD SOD.”

    WITH ALL’A THAT DOOM-’N'-GLOOM, AN IRISH SHAMROCK-DECKED GREEN SKULL SOUNDS RIGHT GOOD!

    PUT ME DOWN FOR ONE, FOR SHANNON KILLARNEY’S BIRTHDAY!

    KERNS

  3. Emmy T
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    But I like it…

  4. Robs
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    Oh come on! It’s so effin obvious that it’s a Scottish skull!! I mean, just LOOK at it! Insulting to put a shamrock on it…

  5. Frankenmegan
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

    I would of totally bought that. :[ I love skulls. And St. Patrick’s day is my birthday…

  6. Posted June 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Can you please make another one just to sell to me. I freaking love it. It’s brilliant.

  7. dee
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    the St. Patty skull would have been perfect for Boston’s St.Patty Parade. You should give a try up here