Creepy Food Placemats

This is one of those products that we love that doesn’t sell at all. The food on these placemats is so incredibly creepy it makes us happy to know they exist. One thought we had about why they aren’t selling is that perhaps we didn’t do a good job of showing exactly how weird and off-putting these actually are. So, we took some pictures that reveal every disturbing detail.

Take a look at those hot dogs and the hamburgers with bear picks sticking out the top. If that’s not strange enough, what about those pancakes floating in white space? They aren’t even on a plate. Why is everything so shiny? Is there something oddly suggestive about the food? Why is the wine glass shown from the side while the other food is shot from the top?

There are only a few sets of these left and surely your dining room isn’t complete without them. Remember, someone thought the food on this placemat looked appetizing enough to feature it on a product. Click on the pictures below for large size views.

Creepy Food Placemat

Creepy Food Placemat - Hot Dogs

Creepy Food Placemat - Hamburgers with Bear Picks

2 thoughts on “Creepy Food Placemats

  1. Maika

    I’ve always been troubled by how dark and purple the wine is. I’m not convinced that it’s actually a liquid. It might just be solid purple. That looks like fairytale villainess wine to me.

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