Ask Mr. Bacon! – Investment Tips

Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime’s worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we’ll pass it along.

Q: Any long term investment tips?

Mr. Bacon: It’s all about commodities. Put a good chunk of your nest egg into Pork Bellies and the rest into Pork Rinds (especially spicy Pork Rinds). It is my firm belief that someday in the future pork rinds will be used as currency.

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